Post some funny insults, here's a few i know of (some aren't that funny but it's all i got at the moment); Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? Did your parents ever ask you to run away? Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
"What lovely children! They must be twins? "Why yes they are; how could you tell? "Well. you're so ugly I can't imagine you'ld have gotten laid twice!!"
My nephew you told me this over the thanksgiving break: You're Momma's so fat, she uses {Insert Closest Highway} as a slip n' slide! yes... i know. It's pretty lame, but what would you expect from a seven year old.
