Anyone with amusing massage experiences? Years ago. After seeing this woman a few times and getting comfortable with each other she was open to make the massage shorter and see what happens with a longer happy massage. It felt more than good and it was nice to watch her pumping me. When I came I saw it shoot in an arc and land on my cheek and she thought I would have been upset. Instead I was happy she gave me an intense finish and I told her after, it was not the right time to chat during the best moment.
My amusing story. I go to a place where one of the massage therapists has a cat she rescued. It sits in the corner of the room. I was in the happy part of the massage, and the cat must have seen some movement. It came fly in off the floor and attacked the moving object of you know what I mean. No permanent injury aside from getting smashed down below.
