masturbating with meat?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by gjg, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. gjg

    gjg Member

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    Ive heard that liver feels the most like a vag.? any ideas?
     
  2. WoodRat

    WoodRat Banned

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    Yes...
    :megaphone:
    STEP AWAY FROM THE LIVER, PLACE YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF YOU'RE HEAD AND LYE DOWN ON THE GROUND!
     
  3. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    lmao! you two are high-larious!
     
  4. ACE69

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    That is disgusting in my opinion... But an idea if you are serious:

    Were a condom and fold the liver like a taco and fuck it.
     
  5. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    wear a condom? but then he'd miss out on the nice, smooth, wet livery sensations.
     
  6. gjg

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    whtas the point of the condom? thsats why im fcking liver to begin with. But the taco idea is good. thanks.
     
  7. WoodRat

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    Lady of the freaks,
    I live to serve. :hysterica


    ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Oh man, After reading that after I came back and read the others, I just had one gut bursting session.
    I'm going to get more miller. I'll be right back.
    It's fukken soddin'
    drunk time for me!


    Yeah, that's right, women when they're depresed, they'll just eat a cake.
    But us men, we'll have us some fukken sloppy chiloppies!

    Hey if you wanna get really loose and authentic, you could just start headin down to mexico right now and fuck a border hopper right back under his own sembrera.
    We can check if it's already been placed as a trade move for training coast guard members.
    "Here We Don't judge you by what you do, so long as it keeps the fukken mexicans out!"
     
  8. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    antibacterial soap for the cock if you ever pull this idiocy, before you expect any othe rperson to touch it let alone suck it or fuck it
     
  9. WoodRat

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    yeah!

    Suck it, touch it
    go ahead and fuck it
    go ahead and rough it
    fukken lube it up and fukken tell me shove it

    like it in the ass, or how bout in the clit
    shoved it in a taco, put hot sauce on top of it
    eat it with your mouth, pull it with your teeth
    go and get a knife and fork fukken bone appetite

    we don't give a fuk, dinner with a cock
    shit sundae is for desert, that's why I'm throwing up
    my stomache aches with browned bile
    but it's for a ton of crack and that is why I smile!
     

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