nicer ways to say blowjob...

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    blow job it pretty nice in itself...it indicated a work ethic which i like...

    however i just invented a nicer way to say it

    i think "mouth hug" really connotates how i feel about head...
     
  2. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hmmm you shouldn't say blow job around a girl-ever!!! seriously guys can be dumb (no offense). do you know how much oral action you would be getting if you all shut up about them?
    just a general obseration.
    hugs :)
     
  3. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Yes.. But Suck my fucking cock has it's time and place too.
     
  4. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    a lot of dudes dont say blow job

    they say "wanna chop me up" or "slob on my knob" or "git your taxes done"
     
  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    isnt mouth hug so much nicer though...:D
     
  6. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I think mouth hug is cute and funny.... in any case any phrase doesn't offend me and I'm a girl.
     
  7. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    You deserve one big mouth hug for that :) I volunteer the next poster to do so.
     
  8. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    :rolleyes:

    i think mouthhug is also nice and sweet :p blowjob does sound kinda funny to me, and those ones balloonatic said... *laughs*
     
  9. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    mouth hug...so less rauchy than "hey baby, fancy some throat yogurt?"
     
  10. kayahaze

    kayahaze Member

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    i like giving mouth hugs.
     
  11. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Yeah but throat yogurt is kinda kinky. That's not a bad thing... always... :D
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    what about nut custard?

    i dont find that attractive what so ever...:D
     
  13. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    taxes... not sure I get that. I like mouth hug too and I like:

    Suck my fucking cock

    Yeah, I can't say anything offends me either Lucky. I actually find it arousing the more I'm asked, so long as I don't hate the guy, he's not an asshole, and it's completely inappropriate for him to think I might... although sometimes that's okay too, if he's funny and endearing.
     
  14. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Custard is a bit too yellow to sound healthy.
     
  15. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Hell, I say "suck my fucking cock" myself and I don't even have one. :D
     
  16. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    nut custard is ugly, because I don't like the word nut, don't call balls nut, yuck.
     
  17. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    haha ditto, me and my girlfriend say that to each other, all the time... I talk about my pretend penis quite often.
     
  18. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah nut custard is a bad example...im just gonna stick with mouth hug...:D
     
  19. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    ah music to your ears no doubt?





    I certainly hope not little lady.
     
  20. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    Put that damn dick in your mouth whore usually works for me
     

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