Poison ivy on my dick

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by Sam_Stoned, Jun 10, 2010.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    If I didn't already feel like a damn fool...
     
  2. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    and my balls
     
  3. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    LMAO how the heck did you get poison ivy on your genitals? It seems kind of odd, were you fucking in the wild?
     
  4. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    all i can say is..


    wow.
     
  5. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    thats hot.

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  6. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    It's ok. youre not the only one this has ever happened to. Myself, infact. When I was a kid (about 8 or 9) this other kid was telling me that a certain plant was poison ivy. I didn't believe him and I was arguing with him that it wasnt. So to prove my point i shoved a handfull of it down my pants and rubbed it around a little bit. Well, needless to say a very short time later I had it all over my body.

    THIS IS POISON IVY
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  7. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Got it on my hands and arms pulling weeds. Eventually had to take a piss.

    Good think I've highly resistant to poison ivy... of course not immune... but I never get it too bad. My scrout and foreskin fgot the worst of it.
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    so then why is this in the free love forum? lol
    so its a good thing it doesn't look like this :
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  9. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    That picture is nasty:puke:
     
  10. Shale

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    Same here!
    I used to get it bad when I was a little white kid in Missouri. (Yeah, tanned skin seems to be affected less).

    I would get it even in the winter, because the dead leaves still had the allergin oil on them. So, took a piss by a fench post with dead dried vine and a day later had blisters on my cock! :eek:
     
  11. TheWhiteOne216

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    Wow i dont know what sucks more that arm or the ivy on the dick......

    maybe you should of asked someone to shake it off for you......
     
  12. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    no blisters on my dick by the way.. have some on my arms and ankles and neck...

    Fuck every person who talks shit about uncut men. The only problem I'm having with poison ivy on my dick is a puffy foreskin and ichy balls. My shit is protected! Boss status
     
  13. Shale

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    That's what it's there for.

    Seemed to work for a few hundred thousand years for our species running around naked in the world, until someone thought it should be improved upon.
     
  14. psychedelicg1rl

    psychedelicg1rl Member

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    dang that sucks! I am glad to see you around here more now. but that sucks. I just went camping the other day, and saw an bunch of poison ivy. Luckily I did not get it on me.

    *hugs*

    Hope it goes away fast.
     
  15. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Got a little... ok, a LOT... worried there for a minute...
     
  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    just use calamine
     
  17. deleted

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    dont get it.. cant get it..
     
  18. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    fucking awesome hahahaha
     
  19. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    you should donate your poison ivy imunity gene to science.
     
  20. deleted

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    i dont think its something you can give up, Like walking on glass.. I can walk on broken glass, sharp rocks only cause my mind knows there is no danger. Just as often as I take nude barefoot hikes, Im walking into grass and ivy cause i can.. and Im not scared to do so.. It would be dumb to walk directly into a ivy patch that had to be roughly beaten to get passed. This when any object (organism) would get pissed off and defend its self..
    dont rape poison ivy lol.. :coffee:
     

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