The Tip of my Penis is tingling, vibrating at Times

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by Ebbo, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. Ebbo

    Ebbo Banned

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    I can't figure it out either.


    Sometimes after masturbating sloshing cum across the desk, or sometimes right before I urinate.


    It's like inside the tip, it vibrates and feels weird in a weird way. You know, weird and uncomfortable.


    I tried beating off furiously and then I tried beating off softly...no difference.


    It doesn't matter if I dribble out some or rocket launch a load to the ceiling...it's feeling weird!




    I thought, maybe masturbating with my underwear on or under the covers made the tip "sensitive" but

    upon further inspection the head of my PENIS! doesn't looked inflamed or irritated.


    I haven't fucked any farm animals in quite some time. I trust my dog hasn't done any funny stuff in my sleep and the last time I got laid the stock market was over 14,000 ffs!

    I have dirty thoughts but I don't think this led to my current PENIS! issue at hand. Well, in hand.


    This is stopping me from purchasing a much needed fleshlight because after 32 years of masturbating with my hand, I'm concerned about carpal tunnel and my entire left arm needs a rest.


    I need to start feeling something warm and wet, short of the costly fresh liver microwaved in a bag between the box spring and mattress to make sweet love to the imaginary.


    I'm scared......I'm thinking I might of beat off one too many times but the pulp factor indicates I got plenty stored.

    The mere thought of losing the ability to masturbate, losing my best partner in the porn world would be devastation.

    This would force me to get a girlfriend and that isn't going to happen. I'll abstain before subject myself to car payments, attitudes and prescriptions I pay for and get no benefit out of. I gotta protect meself even if my dick falls off!


    Somebody please tell me there's an online ointment or cream, maybe granular mixture I can inject into my penis so this all goes away....



    MY plumbing is all fucked up!!!!!
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my PENIS! acted all weird like that when i first started masturbating too. so i'll assume you're actually new to all this and your PENIS! is reacting normally. if you have truly been playing with your PENIS! for 32 years, then i'm not so sure. i know sometimes if i masturbate for too long, or too frequently, my PENIS! gets kind of tingly briefly as well, so maybe that's what's happening to your PENIS!.
     

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