Well I've been masturbating a long time and recently I've been curious about anal masturbation. I'm a male and live in a dorm so I am very worried about being caught. I was wondering what tips you would have as to what I could use to maturbate anally. Tips could include items to use, not so obvious lubricants, and things of that sort. I'm looking for things that if discovered by another individual would not instantly be recognized as to what its use is. Thank you.
Best place for stealth anal play is the shower. Try using like conditioner as lube. It's best to start off with fingers, work on using multiple fingers at once, then worry about a toy. Lots of things will work... handle of a hairbrush, pen, etc...
milk your prostate, basically have a wank, and when you about to come use some shower gel or shampoo to slip a finger in til you find your prostate, then finish as normal with the exception of where you got that finger. The orgasm will be magic
Well use lubes like shampoo, conditioner, vaseline etc. Try out fingers first because you need to work up to bigger things. Then try toothbrush handles, pens, small shampoo bottles. It may be uncomfortable at first, but then it gets better and better. I could only use my pinky at first, now I can fit in a whole Proactiv shampoo bottle with enough lube.
i nearly always use carrots. when you go shopping all you need to do is select carrots with nice round ends (the most cock looking ones you can find). then when you want to masturbate you can just get one out of the fridge, wash it, lube up ur ass and carrot using spit (might be a good idea to get ur finger in ur ass first to get the lube inside it). then when you have done all you need to do is wash it again and then peel it and use it for cooking something
Be careful about shampoos and conditioners.... many of them say "external use only" for a reason. You think if it burns your eyes that it is OK to put up there? No.
you should take up a bingo hobby then if your room mates find a bingo dabber then it won't be suspicious bingo dabber=magic
WTF? Shampoo and conditioner as lube? You people are off-base. That shti burns, bad. Soap does, too. If you like the burn feeling, more power to you. Just use some Vaseline or shortening, something greasy that won't wash off with just water. Baby oil, etc. For shower play, anyway. For bed play, I love the various water-based lubes (KY, Wet Stuff, ID glide, etc). You can buy Wet at Wal-Mart and most any pharmacy, so there's no special trip to the toy store required. It's my favorite. Recommend buying some sort of anal toy to start with, though. More satisfying than a finger, and no chance of rough edges (fingernails, etc). If using household items, make sure they are either long enough to not go in completely, or have a flared base similar to a butt plug. If you ever get something that is close to going in completely, stay calm. Your body's first reaction to fear is to clench the sphincter muscles, which will pull in whatever the item may be. From first hand experience with a bullet that was equipped with a not-long-enough cord...Small objects may come out on their own later, but if it's something bigger, it may require an embarrassing trip to the ER. Not fun...
A shampoo bottle?HOLY HELL MAN I CAN GET THE HANDLE PART OF A TOOTHEBRUSH IN BUTA SHAMPOO BOTTLE... OOOO HEEEEELLLLLL NOOOO
Like other places, the shower is a great place, or the bath, when everything is wet and much easier. I lather up with liquid soap and stick my 'birdie' finger up there while working front. Never needed/wanted the abovementioned shampoo and conditioner treatment, which sounds ridiculous. I definitely would not put conditioner up butt, nor shampoo: take a look at the chemicals in it!
