Toilet water splash

Don't you just hate it when you're taking a dump and you plop one out with enough velocity that the water in the toilet splashes up into your bunghole? I hate that, epecially when it's a public toilet (like here at work). If it's my own toilet, I don't mind as much.

 

this weird fucker several years ago told me he enjoyed that.

 

lmfao......toilet humor....always golden :sunny:

 

Or, the little sprinkles that drop on your toes when you take a leak.

 

Your suppose to put tissue in it, that's what I do before I go.

 

Like a crash pad for poop.

 

Being a girl, and only in some toilets...that happens when I pee. I don't know if the toilet water is too high or what, but its creepy.

 

i don't care so much about public vs private toilets, but it is exponentially worse when the water is already yellow at the time of splashing.

 

Spot-o-pots are the worst, with that rancid blue water that's loaded with shit.

 

these are so annoying

 

:2thumbsup: I just had the funniest mental image there.

 

I have also found some toilets to be anatomically inadequate for the comfort of males users. The touch of cold, wet porcelain is equally as disgusting as a splash in my opinion.

 

You used velocity and bunghole in the same sentence, I never thought I would see that! Lmao

 

Crash pad for poop would make a great band name :2thumbsup:

 

Ha ha

and now opening for Crash Pad for Poop it's the ASS TONES!!!
*cheers*

 

the ass tones are mostly made up of previous members of bunghole velocity.