This is a few years old but a classic from Mindless Drug Hoover (also remixed by The Orb) and one of my faves. one sunny day i was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cos that's what i like a policeman stopped me and began to stare and he said "hey sonny what you smoking there?" i said, it's a reefer do you want some policeman it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some policeman or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass? well he put me in his car and he left my bike and he took my reefer which he quite liked we got to the station and his eyes were all red and the sergeant said constable! you're out of your head! he said yeah, it's a reefer do you want some sergeant it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some sergeant or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass? well he suspended the constable for his little joke and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke when he got back i rolled another eight and they were being passed around every copper in the place well i sold them two ounces and one sixteenth and they rolled the biggest joint the world had ever seen and they all sang together: it's a reefer do you want some mindless it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some mindless thanks for your company and thanks for the grass Got any favorite weed song lyrics? Post em' here, and maybe a weed song lyrics collection can get started.
I got a compilation of marijuana songs from 1930's jazz bands! "Man whats the matter with that cat there?" "must be full of reefer" "full of reefer?!" "yea man" "you mean that cats high?!" "sailing" "sailing" "sailing lightly" "get away from here Man is that the reefer man?" "thats the reefer man" "I belive hes losing his mind" "I think hes lost his mind!" Oh have you ever met that funny reefer man reefer man have you ever met that funny reefer man reefer man If he said he swam to china, and he sell you south carolina then you know your talkn to that reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man If he said he walks the ocean, any time he takes the notion then you know your talkn to reefer man. Have you ever met this funny reefer man reefer man oh baby baby baby reefer man reefer man If he trades you dimes for nickles and calls watermellons pickles then you know your talkn to that reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man If he takes a sudden mania he'll want to give you pennsylvaina oh you know your talking to the reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man If he said one sweet is funny because he wont sell me atlantic then you know your talkin to that reefer man
Some good old goldie lookin chain for ya.......from the song "soap bar" Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today, Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray, Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin, I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin, Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes, They’ve got to be cause of all the fucking holes, It tastes like shit and it makes you cough, And it’s the fucking rubber in it that gets you off. Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic, I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic, Skunk costs too much, I can’t see the appeal, Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal, Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives, Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise, I smokes Green, and it’s gone in an instant, But Soap Bar lasts, cause it’s fucking consistent. Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky, I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I fucking die, Before I die and they lay me to rest, I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best. Last night I went out driving in my car, I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar, A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick, And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a Brick wall, the car was fucking battered, The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered, You’re better off smoking The Green instead, Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head. Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat, Thinking! I’ve got to get some Rocky for the, Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me, Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a fucking, Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky, This shit always happens when I’m smoking fucking Rocky, You’ve heard it on the news; you’ve seen it on the telly, Add up for moving Soap Bar down fucking Liz Werry “I do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always” I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man! Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky, I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I fucking die, Before I die and they lay me to rest, I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best. Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland, They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen, Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too; These are types of Soap Bar available to you, These little bits of plastic you find inside; You can use those as a quality guide, Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking, The more bits of plastic means the better the toking. Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while, It’ll take about an hour ain’t Draw versatile, You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff, Space shakes, Draw gateau’s, you knows it Delia Smith, Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes, Selling Draw to your mates but it’s really Oxo cubes, When you’re cooking up draw, be quick don’t lick it, Cause it’s really fucking hot and it’ll burn your fingers. This bloke said to me; “You haven’t got a clue, About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you”, I tried to see things from his point of view, But I couldn’t fit my head up his asshole too, The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff, I knows if I smoke it, I’m gonna feel rough, My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw, Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it’s fucking hardcore. Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky, I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I fucking die, Before I die and they lay me to rest, I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best. Well anyway I think it’s better myself to lean forwards, When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn, You know what I mean? Innit, check it out man! I got some quality fucking Gold-Seal for you, innit? Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right, And then fucking stick them in a teapot, Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does. What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right, You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top, And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head. Yeah that’s like my fucking lungs feel like, They’re fucking collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like, You know?
Pass The Marijuana (S. Tolchin & C. Wyman) Verse I said you numb my feelings and now I feel okay Give me such inspiration to look at things another way You help me relax at the end of my day So if you feel like I feel, than let me hear you say Chorus Pass the marijuana, give Jah thanks and praise today Pass the marijuana, any old kind a way (x2) Bridge 1 I like it when you roll it up real nice But lord I hate the price I like it in a Buddha bong bout two feet long Don't have to hit it twice and you still feel nice Pass the marijuana, pass the marijuana my way (Verse) (Chorus) Bridge 2 I like it when you pack it up in a pipe And ya pass it round with the light Make sure the mood is right, be it day or night Let your mind take flight, make you feel so right Pass the marijuana, pass the marijuana my way Rap Puff the magic Buddha here I come once again Takin' hit number ten and representin' West Marin I be fillin' my mind with knowledge as my lungs are filled with smoke Cough, chokin' on the potent smoke inside my throat From Chico, California to my home in the Bay, say We like to smoke out every day! I be Northern Lights smokin' hit the joint until I'm chokin', My eyes are turnin' red and I can barely keep 'em open The Mystic Roots be knowin' that the way of the walk is stoned Ask Seba, Irie, Johnny Kind or Shayne'll say: "It's on" I got the thin mustache, I need another hit a hash Cause I smoked all my grass just got a pipe all full a ash I'm stankin' from the dank and I can only want some more They call me Coot from Mystic Roots just like I told ya before Give me the green bud, cause 215 legalized I be the ganga connoisseur I likes it crazy crystallized so Pass the marijuana my way, and some papers so that I can roll a Jay (Verse) Pass the marijuana, give Jah thanks and praise today Pass the marijuana, any old kind a way Thank god we passed 215, we legalized the green Thank god we passed 215, we legalized the green I like it when you roll it up real nice But lord I hate the price I like it in a Buddha bong, bout two feet long Don't have to hit it twice and you still feel nice Make sure the mood is right, be it day or night Let your mind take flight, make you feel so right (x2) Pass the marijuana, pass the marijuana my way
this isn't really a song but a poem i wrote, hope it has some relivence. now that i'm high..... This sensation, that just plays with my mind is a distinct one, which is hard to define over again, it leaves my awareness blind but now its my turn, to take another toke so i suck real hard as i tap the choke the mary jane is moist my mouth is dry but life seems much more simple now that i'm high
Smash Mouth: Stoned Leave me alone I'm over it And everybody's movin' on I can't see my tomorrow and yesterday has come and gone So leave me alone My mind is blown but it's my own So deal with it I'm feeling fine most the time I may be on the outside but no ones getting in So leave me alone We're O.K. reelin' in the days We're alright we're just getting high Let us be it'll be all right I got no strife I'm loving life Could you say the same You don't have to move to groove So come on up and see me but leave that judge behind 'Cause I'm loving life We're O.K. reelin' in the days We're alright we're just getting high Let us be it'll be all right I'm gettin' stoned and what's wrong with that The president seems to be just fine Come on up and see me Come on up just know that I'm gettin' stoned I'm gettin' stoned I'm gettin' stoned I'm gettin' stoned Marijuanaville Lyrics- David Allen Coe Rollin my home-grown, smokin a big bone, look at the ganja covered in oil....... Using my tweezers, got pot in the freezer, just made a new pipe out of aluminum foil..... Wastin away again in Marijaunaville, searching for my roach-clip-on-a-rope.... Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know that it's all this damned dope.... Don't know the reason, I stayed here all season, maybe that Thai stick was just a little bit too strong.... But I got me a beauty, a Columbian doobie, and soon I'll be high and on my way along..... Wastin away again in Marijaunaville, searching for my roach-clip-on-a-rope.... Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know that it's all this damned dope.... I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light, but I found some stash I had hidden at home..... Put it into a blender, and soon it will render these little fudge brownies that help me get stoned.... Wastin away again in Marijaunaville, searching for my roach-clip-on-a-rope.... Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know that it's all this damned dope....
Heavy medicine ya see my eyes are feeling red again I'm bringin' light like Thomas funky Edison been in the desert for forty seven days Purple Haze the poison that I tasted never changed turn up the woofers so I can feel the beat vibrate my belly like a bomb in harmony summer heat my back is sticking to me to the seat bare feet tank top and shorts is all ya need but, summer breeze I'm feelin' kinda fine I'm rollin with my shorty all the time wind and grind lovely shake your behind cinnamon skin be bringing sin to my mind but whether or not the weather's hot or the weather's cold I'm wrapping her like a blanket with my whole soul so that she can feel me like Coca Cola I'm the woo-o-oh oh the sweet thing my girl lollipop she growing mad crops she rollin' herbs everyday at about 4 o' clock tick tock strike the hammer while the Iron's hot ooh girl watcha got cooking in the pot see Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? Hydrophonic ultra supersonic or does it grow naturally slow? Ganja babe my sweet ganja babe I love tha way ya love me and the way ya misbehavin' ganja babe my sweet ganja babe come wake body-ody take my mind away Everybody get down and do the boogaloo just like the cover of I want you yoo hooo look watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when the rent comes due round up the posse and call up the crew 5 bucks at the door and ya bring ya own booze call ya neighbor 'cause they can come too be sure and bring ya records 'cause I only got a few so baa baa black sheep have you any wool yes sir, yes sir a nickle bagful some for my partner and some for my crew some for my ganja baby she needs 2 cuz just like me they want to be... high Ganja babe my sweet ganja babe I love tha way ya love me and the way ya misbehavin' ganja babe my sweet ganja babe come wake body-ody take my mind away Ganja babe my sweet ganja babe I love tha way ya love me and the way ya misbehavin' ganja babe my sweet ganja babe come wake body-ody take my mind away
Paraody of One of Us If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked And yeah, yeah, God He smells good, And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bung like some of us? Drove a tie-dyed microbus, And he subscribed to Rolling Stone? When God made this place, In the beginning, Did He plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake Was always offering? And yeah, yeah... God rolls great, And yeah, yeah, God he smells good, And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz When he made the platypus When he created earth, our home? Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones? And do you think He rolls His own Up there in heaven on the throne? And when the saints go marching home, Does he just sit and smoke a bone
