what can i use to roll a joint?

i have no rolling papers.
i could empty out a cigarette and use the paper but that burns fast as hell
and i heard you can use bible or newspaper but i don't have a bible and newspaper sounds really unsanitary...like smoking all that ink.

i can't leave the house and i wanna smoke tonight but i need something disposable because i'm sick of using apples and then having to sneakily get up and throw them out in the morning before school...plus i think i have a rotting apple in my room somewhere that i needa get rid of.

fuck i swear i had a blunt somewhere.

anyway does anyone have any ideas??? i guess i could make a tinfoil bowl but those never work out too well for me.

 

you're a girl.. use your tampon wrapper

 

hahaha...were you kidding? cause that actually sounds like it might work.
but maybe not cuz it's like plasticy

 

not the wrapper the tampon comes in but the actual paper surrounding all the absorbant material. It really works my buddy did it once and I asked where he got the paper from and he said from a tampon. It didnt wierd me out too much till I realized we were at my house and it was my MOMS tampon.

 

if ya dont believe us.. i know it was stated in another thread awhile back.. you can search for it

 

I was wondering today: What about the wrapper from Stride gum? Isn't it rice paper? But it is colored so that may be the ink. I'm really curious about that one

 

the tampon thing works it really does.

 

ohhh ok. yeah i'll use that i guess.
how did you get it to close though? cause it seems too thick to just lick it shut

lol and i didn't say i didn't believe you i just thought you were joking

 

That would weird me out to much. Dont you have a can?

 

nope my mom is never buys/lets us have pop. hah

 

Im sorry. That is kinda sad.

I have seen people use coffee filter paper. I dont know if that is healthy or works. Plus if your mom dosn't let you have soda it seems like she would not drink coffee..
Sorry I can't be of more help.

 

actually my mom drinks coffee allll the time so we have plenty of filters.
so yeah i think i'll just try the tampon thing and if that doesn't work out i'll use a coffee filter lol.

or i could just find my fucking blunt...

thanks for the help =D

 

just mix some sugar together with warm water.. and use that as a "glue"

 

tampon wrappers work great! just cut it the size ya want it an roll away..
we have never had any problem with them not sticking together..

cheap scott toilet paper wrapping works great to..

 

i've used the yellow pages from the phone book, but for a cigarette. it worked out pretty well but make sure you get a page with very little ink on it, and if you try to use the white pages, they won't work as well because they are thicker.

 

use the wrapping to a toilet paper roll it works pretty good

 

dude...2L plastic bottle, bagel or newspaper bag, tape, tin foil and a lighter you got yourself a fuckin' chute buddy

 

yeah licking it should be fine. and i can't use the plastic bottle thing cause the whole point of it was for it to be disposable like i don't have anything i need to hide/get rid after i'm done smoking

either way...doesn't look like i'll be smoking tonight, my mom searched my room AGAIN and found a baggy. she said she found one but i had two..but i can't find the second one.

i convinced her it was from a long time ago...but i think she's being sneaky and said she only has one and is waiting for me to be like 'but i had another one'

 

I always thought a cig burn slow. But then again I am sure I was high

 

i dunno...do you leave the filter on it?

i've tried both ways...leaving the filter on is just weird and you have to suck it really hard.
and just taking the paper off seems like it burns faster to me. but it could have just been a shittily rolled joint