I always wonder but I've never thought to ask until I saw a similar question posed about dicks. I always use 'pussy'. I've considered 'vulva', I find it to be a rather beautiful word, but I don't know that the lady would. Vagina sounds so politically correct (and is often technically wrong). "Slit" is unromantic. She hates the c-word; though I wouldn't mind using 'cunny', I'm pretty sure I'd get slapped (in a bad way). What the hell can I say? What kinda things do you call it, or like having it called?
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I call it pussy. Lol. I mean shit, why avoid calling it that? My last ex called her clit her 'button' and that always turned me on because it was too fucking cute. lol
I'm just looking for more variety to make the dirty talk better. Button sounds horrible. Was the sex as boring and vanilla as I imagine?
i say all kinds od things when Im really hot. "Oh baby your pussy feels so fucking good around my dick" i often say I love the way you feel, -your such a beautiful women, Im making love to one of G-ds angels.. When i say things like that, she feels my love for her.. We're an old couple, sex is some what mechanical. we know eachother a lot.. Many times we just have sex that isnt sex. where I just pull her pant down when shes diing sometimes. I come up from behind her, some reason she loves me to do her like that.. I may only have my cock in her for 5 -10 minutes and do not cum. Ways I touch her and say my "Goddess how I adore you". She just melts.. i know thats not really what the Op is asking for, next time we make love Ill see if I can record some things I say cause I say many things that I dont even remember, but they must be what she wants to hear.
Lmao, sorry about that. I didn't mean during sex. She didn't like the word clit so she said that instead. And no, actually it was some of the best shit ever. Kind of makes me wonder if theres another woman out there that can do it as good as her. Anyway, to help out with your situation.. hit up your local bookstore.
I thought my boyfriend was like the only person in the world that said that. Personally, I think it's kinda silly and not that sexy. I don't really care what he calls it. I like to hear how it feels: hot, tight, smooth, gently sucking. I like to hear how it feels when I orgasm. He says my whole body "firms up" or "tightens
Most terms for the sex organs make me feel uncomfortable. I'm a word person, and I don't think any of the words sound very sexy. Dick and cock sound way too harsh. Penis makes anyone saying the word sound like that really annoying nerd in 8th grade with the nasally voice. Vagina is ridiculous, vulva is the silliest shit I've ever heard, clit is like dick and cock in that its just too short, harsh, and to the point. Pussy makes me think of cats and I don't really like the way the S consanant makes it sound. Most other words for vagina are rather offensive. I agree with Tuesday. Its much better to talk about how it feels than to focus on calling it a certain name. All the names suck.
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Why so? I think it sounds very flower like and soft and sensual. If this thread didn't point it out, I'm a bit of a word person myself =P
Something about the hard V sounds combined with the soft ul..uhh sound. I just think I would burst out laughing if a guy called my junk vulva. It sounds like the name of someone's grandmother to me lol.