Personal Life.

I don't know if my blog is the place to share the following. But I've been defacing US currency since about the late 90s with political slogans and other things I believe. Basically since the age of the internet. But I don't know if you get that joke.

And recently I made this nice, bold graphic of the message “IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE READ NUMBERS 31: 17-18”. I already defaced several dollar bills with it on the back. (I looked it up as our probate lawyer suggested around 1999. And defacement of US currency is only illegal if you do it with a fraudulent intent. And our probate lawyer also said there might be a case where it has been found to be protected by the first amendment.) Anyways, it says IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE READ NUMBERS 31: 17-18. And some conservative Christian will see it in those bold letters and think, be still my heart. Another conservative Christian like me.

Then when he or she gets home he finds Numbers 31:17-18 really says “Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves.” And then he will get infuriated!

I don't know if you can tell. I have kind of a pedophile/priest/minister joke going on there. Coupled with a practical joke [when he gets home, as I said]. And the fact I just find it funny he won't find out until he gets home. Thoughts of joy and religious ecstasy will be rolling thru his head. Until he gets home!! (I still can't stop laughing.)