Put a little love in your chat

On concerts -

I remember every show I've been to - big and small - except for Champagne Jam in Atlanta in the late 70's. I had and alcohol blackout during part of that festival.

I've only ever had two blackouts. The one above and one at home when I was running bath water for my son. I woke up in bed at like 3:00 in the morning and had to ask that husband what happened. I guess that was like 87' '88' or '90.

 

What happened to '89?

 

Du.. du hast.. du hast mich! dus hast mich!

I've been chatting in a random chatroom under the name lil wet gape30! and all these guys message me with their fake ePenis sizes of always fucken 8.5" its uncanny and they get upset when i say I can only take 5" penises its a fucken laugh.

 

ve're all living in Amerika, Amerika is Wunderbar
v'ere all living in Amerika, coca cola, wonderbra
Amerika, Amerika
coca cola, sometimes war
no this is not a love song,, nooo this is not a love song.. Amerika Amerika

 

my penis is only 4 inches


from the ground

 

ohh that's a perfect size for lilwetgape 30
some men are dishuting and the chicks, everyone is fake, every one.
i may have spoken to a real one under the name 30F-DE4OlderF lol. but she wasn't interesting.

 

seems like rammstein is a good way to get the miss speaking Deutsch. now she cab sing to people. or scream. lol./

cnt think how many times someone has come to me with rammstein lyrics, i always tell them, you cant learn a language with song lol. and rammstein are perculiar, often switching from old - new Deutsch, and then releasing their english songs in incorrect texts from the original Deutsch meanings.

can't think how many times peole say du hast mich means you hate me, like no, i know that's what's heard, but the whole song is sung from oldern tradition wedding vowels, dont listen to the english version, its trickrey.

 

we has new neighbors they house wnet on sale across the street 2 months ago i didnt wanna look becasue i saw on the listing they had a pool and a i was jealous.
they rocked up this morning. yeah i looked, make sure they werent they werent honkies. lol im kidding
they look exactly like the other people, either they retired marrfuckers, or.. overweight young guys. which is exactly what the udda fams was like. fucken overweight kids still living at home at 30.
thats right, i judge that shit. its lame, unless they come over tell me they move back in with moms cause they saving for a house...bullshit you just need mamma to cook im kidding too
sorry, im on the wet brain right now. wet brain is.. like youre hung over, and the next few drinks just immediately get you buzzed again

anyway,i keep yellin out WOOP WOOOP out the fornt door, let these fellas know what im all bout. should go introduce myself. so yo play pool big boy? come over i give ya game.miss represent tha AUSTRIAN state in a month. 20$ a break. earn some cash of these mofos. and my dog keep sbarking at their stupid hired truck with furniture. i let him go, these assholes parked on my front fucking lawn. i know my front lawn is like 1/4 of my property but i hate when ppl park on it. even though it doesn nothing. its my property and i think its rude. you dont go park your car on someone elses lawn, happens all the time. pisses me right the fuck off. i need t put big rocks so they cant do it, but then i need to move them to lawnmow. i duuno whats worth what. anyway they made a bad move str8 up first morning of moving in. so they coppin some juggalo shit right right now. courtesy of 15 G.... St. ...... mittenwald!

 

even tho ICP christain band, i glad they released this song

 

i cant help it if im into weird shit, lookin in the mirror with my eyes closed eatin lipstick.. yeah i a jugGalLette and i could give a shit if you're not and if you look too long i make eye balLs POP!

 

i want everyone now to say this.. "Irmi is the motherfuckin shit!" and anybody else who feels like im a lil outta this world, come see me when you reload and you will find that im just an ex con and just a serial killer, axe wielidng for rela, white gorilla.. as i walk in the shadow of death i bitch slap his ass and then i smoke a cigarette,

 

i came here to clown, i came i here to clown, jump up and down like a clown, jump around JUMP JUMP JUMP

 

"Irmi is the motherfuckin shit!"

"Irm is the motherfuckin shit"
She's got the wit..... not to quit

Spills words like germs
The hardheaded never burn

Takes what she wants and leaves the rest
'Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best!'

 

hell cute song

 

Newton county, Georgia county rap.

 

Gorra wait in today We had to order a new washing machine cos ours fucked up delivery guys just texted us a window of 2 >6 PM

 

i hate things that fuck up

 

Yeah so its out with the old and in with the new !
We had a Dyson washer once £1800 and it Fucked up at least once a month Had a good service contract though The service guy used to send us post cards off his Holidays ( used to put at the Bottom " hows the washer " ) sad when we got rid of that he was ok Washer was shite though

 

This is a Fucking Amazing version of one of the Coolest songs ! ( and a bunch of old Duffers reliving their youth )

 

erryone talks about the dyson. like its god of vacuum. i have a dyson but i dont like ever talk about it
its a vacuum, fuck im talking bout vacuums about lol. unless it breaks, in you r case, oh id bell tellin yall about the vacuum fail