Don't bogart chat joint....

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typical small dick reply

i'd put mine up against anyone here....for money only...we could let the lesbians be the judge...they have the least to gain from a penis measuring contest

 

your on

 

I would never put my dick up against another dick....

 

@Asmodean @Irminsul ....either of you live close to any of this?

Sheesham & Lotus & Son vrijdag 6 april Den Haag Acoustic Alley
Sheesham & Lotus & Son zaterdag 7 april Oost-Souburg Razzmatazz
Sheesham & Lotus & Son zondag 8 april Arnhem Luxor Live
Sheesham & Lotus & Son zondag 8 april Venlo Down By The River
Sheesham & Lotus & Son dinsdag 10 april Haarlem Patronaat
Sheesham & Lotus & Son woensdag 11 april Groningen Vera
Sheesham & Lotus & Son donderdag 12 april Bree (België) CC de Breughel
Sheesham & Lotus & Son vrijdag 13 april Utrecht Tivoli Vredenburg
Sheesham & Lotus & Son zaterdag 14 april Eindhoven Naked Song Festival
Sheesham & Lotus & Son zondag 15 april Doetinchem Het Nieuwe Dijkhuis
Sheesham & Lotus & Son maandag 16 april Eindhoven Meneer Frits

 

anyone in the uk live near any of these?

Tour Dates
24/04/2018 The Tin Hut GARTLY
25/04/2018 Old Mill, Palnackie GALLOWAY
26/04/2018 Jumpin' Hot Club NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE
27/04/2018 North Muskham Rural Community Centre NORTH MUSKHAM
28/04/2018 The Verney Institute MANSFIELD
29/04/2018 Crich Glebe Field Centre MATLOCK
01/05/2018 The Bower House MAIDSTONE
02/05/2018 Kings Place LONDON
03/05/2018 Traverse Theatre EDINBURGH
04/05/2018 North Thoresby Village Hall NORTH THORESBY
05/05/2018 Heightington Village Hall BEWDLEY
06/05/2018 The Canteen BRISTOL
07/05/2018 The Vic ISLE OF ANGLESEY

 

When you say dick, do you mean penis, or people who act like me?

 

So Jeff Sessions is a dick?

 

I didn't know there was any doubt..

 

looks like L.A. got a small shake

 

Really ?

 

theyre coming here this summer...not my type of music though..i looked them up on youtube a while back

 

You know what really grids my gears. The term BLACK ICE... Its fucking ICE! Just ice, most interstate roads are concrete, WHITE. Calling it black ice is fucking stupid!

 

We just got rattled a bit.

Earthquake off the coast.

 

I left for 5minutes and kitchen troll set a fire on the stove .. I dont even know what the say anymore. I really want to shoot it in the fucking head with a hexolit but Im sure that wouldnt kill it either.. fml!

 

Not me. What is it lol.

 

i bet both our moms have yelled these same words to us at one point

 

CBC News on Twitter
stolen beer story

 

friends from here who tour Europe every spring......their show is so much fun...fiddle,banjo,tuba trio who play old tyme music and a vaudeville type stage show...they are very polished and a really fun time...good people too.....

mally i thought at least one of those places is near you...i kinda told my friend to expect you....babs too...i will email names to them for possible guest list....drove him to the train today so he could jet from Toronto.....i think Holland first because he said they have a tv interview first right off the plane and then hitting the coffeeshops lol....

press blurb
Looking for a complete showstopper for your festival bill or venue? Sheesham and Lotus & ‘Son are undoubtedly it! ABM are delighted to now be representing the new kings of old time in the UK: a sepia-tinted vaudeville show underpinned by outstanding musicianship.

Famously referred to as “Mississippi Sheiks meet Doctor Seuss as curated by HG Wells” Sheesham and Lotus and ‘Son have created a sonic and visual presentation of old time high stepping music which is completely unique.

Fiddle, banjo and xousaphone at the core, complimented by contrabass-harmoniphonium, harmonicas, and jawhh arps, bones and buckdance, with great sibling harmonies, the show has its roots in the vaudeville and juke joints of the American South. Stagecraft, dynamism and fearless grooves…