7% Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

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  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    obviously limey milk comes from british cows.
     
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  2. stormountainman

    stormountainman Soy Un Truckero

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    Hi Asmo, I heard most Americans think Chocolate milk comes from Black cows and that Jesus used to speak English.
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    He only just started with english! Everybody knows he used to speak spanish. Wait, which Jesus?
     
  4. Beach Ball Lady Balls

    Beach Ball Lady Balls Banned

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    Chocolate milk from brown cows was something I used to believe when I was little. Hahaha it's actually kind of funny looking back on it!
     
  5. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    you see that's the problem with earth, no lime green cows.

    mocha with a spice of mint and cinnamon.
    green tea ice cream is also good

    decaf coffee crystals can be added to milk along with powdered chocklet, without having to heat it.
    the only problem is mucus in the throat,
    that was why iced tea was invented.
     
  6. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    So where does strawberry milk come from?
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    My Guess Would Be Cows That Strayed Into A Strawberry Patch......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Factories.
     
  9. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    I think it comes from pink rabbits.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. themnax

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  11. Amethyst87F

    Amethyst87F JesF35

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    The title to your thread made me laugh a little bit. :p
     
  12. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Hmmmmmmmmm....why am I not surprised?????
     
  13. Candybuttons

    Candybuttons Sweet Member

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    I convinced a whole chat room of Americans on another site that I lived in an igloo. ROFL!
     
  14. You have to admit that's a pretty low number considering this is America, though. I think things are looking up. Anyone?
     
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  15. egger

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    40% of Americans would believe it if a qualifier was added that Ancel Keys, as part of a government project in the 1950's, came up with a way to make cows brown to produce chocolate milk.

    And 70% would believe Gary Taubes claiming that it caused the worldwide obesity epidemic.
     
  16. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Are those 7% children under the age of... three?
     
  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Nope......Sadly...... They Are Big "Grownups"......:anguished:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  18. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Mei cuntree is dum
     
  19. Jimi Smacks

    Jimi Smacks Newbie

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    I bet 7% of the people I work with believe that.
     
  20. themnax

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