Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

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  1. deleted

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    A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth.

    The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

    A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

    The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"

    The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
     
  2. Aerianne

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  3. Noserider

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    Where specifically? What is it you want to do/see?
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

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    my ankle has decided to remind me of that time i almost broke it
     
  5. Mother's Love

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    stretched and hurt my shoulder yesterday, im hoping i didnt tear anything. i can still move and rotate, and its discomfort, not actual PAIN so im hoping it will get better if i go easy on it. that was first thing yesterday, morning stretch.
    i weedwhacked some grass and weeds until my arms felt like jello. i would mow but its not wanting to start and i dont have time to fucks with it right now. i also folded some laundry and did at least 100 squats (just did a set of 10 every time i thought about it)
    now im going to have some tea and try to get back to working outside. its supposed to be in the 80's the next few days.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    i hate weedwackers

    my back cant handle them always leaning forward and moving side to side

    since i probably cant do much today im treating myself to a coffee
     
  7. fem_fatale

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    I’m so glad that it’s not that hot here! It was 70 yesterday. Almost too warm for yard work. I also had to mow and weedwack yesterday morning because we had people coming over for a dinner party. I knew everyone would be outside because of the beautiful weather!
     
  8. Deidre

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    I’d like to visit the beaches and see all of the cultural districts for some shopping. And I’ve read about the great “raw” restaurants so that’d be cool to stop at. And just in general, sight seeing. :)
     
  9. Noserider

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    The best beaches are outside the city--Malibu, Topanga, Rincon, places like that.

    But the beach towns around here are nuts. Never seen anything like them on the East Coast. Places like Venice and Santa Monica are odd and quirky if you're into things like being able to go to an amusement park, a retro clothing store, watch a street performer juggling while riding a unicycle, and have your palm read all on the same t-intersection that dead ends at the beach. These aren't resort towns, more like carnivals LOL

    But for the natural beauty of the beaches, it's best to get away from the city :)

    As for raw food? You're on your own. If it's not sushi or salad, I don't eat it raw myself :)

    Melrose Ave probably has the best shopping district in the city, but I can't usually afford much in those stores
     
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    I have a friend who moved to Redondo Beach and she hates it lol. i think she likes living by the beach but she hates LA as a whole

    I wouldnt be a fan of the sprawl, I like condensed, compact cities. But i do think the beach towns like Venice seem really fun
     
  11. Aerianne

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    I went to LA for 24 hours. What I saw from the taxi didn't impress me. The beach did look awesome flying out of LAX.
     
  12. fem_fatale

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    There’s a great nude beach in San Diego
     
  13. Deidre

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    This is helpful! I think I’d need like two full weeks to take it all in. I don’t really need to go shopping at expensive places, but more of a vintage shopping spree would be fun so Venice like you say, or other areas. I just want to say “I’ve been to LA!” :D

    Maybe bump into a celeb...I won’t lie, that would be cool, too. Is that uncommon? lol
     
  14. Deidre

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    I will keep this in mind lol
     
  15. Asmodean

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    If i ever go visit LA (wouldn't mind at all :)) i'll ask you for some more info like this!
     
  16. Asmodean

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    I would definitely visit Venice beach. Hell, if im there I wanna take notice of muscle beach too. Ideally id take a peak at South Central too lol. I wanna see and feel all those typical places you see and hear often about and make what is really LA.
     
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  17. Deidre

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    Same! :)
     
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  19. McFuddy

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    Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
     
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  20. McFuddy

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    Phil Collins is coming to Philly in October.
    I'm fucking going.
     
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