Sayings Or Quotes Of The Day.....let's Hear Yours.....

"Ladies and gentlemen, this changes everything!"

-The guy who invented the universal remote

 

Don’t let your mind wander; it’s much too small to be outside by itself.

Author unknown

 

Don't Worry..............

Be Happy.................

 

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams

 

if you were created in the image of a god, you would ether have pointy ears and a fluffy tail, or look something like what a rather large raindrop would look like if gravity did not exist

 

Only the good die young....[when compared to Dr Who]

 

Friends dad lecturing his son and me about the results of drinking : "first thing you know, you won't know nuthin'."

 

'tis better to have loved and lost...

than to have been married and nagged at your whole fucking life

 

Obligations are overrated.

 

"This won't hurt-it's just a little prick"...

 

"Well, I've got to hand it to you."

-Someone explaining how the baton works in a relay race.

 

"I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor." ~Anonymous

 

"I've got a great idea. Let's put 30 checkout lines at the front of the store, but only have about 2 of them open at any given time!"

-Walmart executive, apparently

 

'I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.' - Anonymous

 

GRAVITY BRINGS ME DOWN!

 

if you think you're too small to make a difference
try sleeping with a mosquito

- hh 14th dali lama -

 

Science is not a sacred cow, science is a horse; don’t worship it. Feed it

 

also target and a few others.

 

The word for the day is "legs"

Spread the word!

 

"I just discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left."