Stoned Ramblings

No lie, a squirrel once walked up to me with an erection and started barking at me...it was disturbing.

 

the squirrel saw your erection?.....where were you?

 

The park.

 

for the sake of somethin to look at

black dog is Dakota...an old lab x aussie....white did interested blob in back ground is my guy waiting for deer to cross the road so he can get some exercise

second is my framed coop....
third is the ones that hatched here

fourth is my day olds...now a few days old

 

I have a bob tailed squirrel who lives in a tree in my yard and i've named him Squirrel Haggard

 

btw mothers love you will be proud of me....all wood so far is repurposed and was salvaged by me from tear-outs at 2 local homes ...have not bought a single scrap yet

 

A rabbit came up the front walk and looked in the door today... wtf?

 

....i thought you had no drugs down there>....did it speak?

 

i think i have had some type of gash or scratch on my ankles for over a decade......this one is a good one....i feel it beginning to sting and me without any heroin or cocaine

 

I don't.... Maybe the rabbit does.

 

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we were just speaking about this spaceman..

 

all packed and ready for our ride to the airport ! don't miss me too much suckers
see you in a couple of weeks

 

it did not rain despite the forecast....good thing i watered my veggies last night

 

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What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

 

dont need a calendar here. ya can depend on the welfare grand ADULT kids to come to grandmas at the first of the month.. Its actually sickening how they treat that woman.

 

My cousins are showing up?

 

Why did you have an erection at the park? Are you a sucker for pollen?

 

I thought he meant the squirrel had the erection.

 

Walking to meet my weed girl .. coming back with 2oz on me, I witness this dude on a bicycle lose control and smack right into a metal pole and then smash his face to the ground. blood coming from his nose and mouth. another dude driving sees this too and we both are the first there to aid. the bike was a still under him but I told dude not to move him, I give up my shirt to put under dudes face. He awoke about the time the medics and cops come. he turned violent. yelling about his face on the ground. Im like dude your on my shirt relax, we allowed him to get up on his own but he was still very mad at everyone that was assisting him swinging at the medics and were now all trying to keep him from hurting himself even more, finally got him to sit and be taken care of totally drunk .. lost my shirt.
so I then walk into the music store with no shirt on. my friend in there says wheres your shirt, I said its outside all bloody. he says what? I tell him he walked outside came back in and told me a bike story and then gave me a jimi hendrix shirt, its a little big on me its all they had. good times man good times..