Stoned Ramblings

Maybe Lynn, maybe you can ship me over a few of those pythons? Lol. Or! It's a good opportunity to get this cat hehe.

 

one rat?... Ive seen basements infested with rats. My crackhead buddy Ed would catch 7 in the basement a night.
Probably a lonely rat looking for food and water.
My old place along the river. Id a few big rats in the basement. But Id leave them be and they would find their way back down the drain and to the creek not to be seen a second time.

 

Yeah just one rat, but you know, people say 1 rat means more rats. Like cock roach but honestly I see one roach I kill it and see no more of them.

 

Being a dickhead on Twitter/

 

councilwomen mascara face proves once again where her priorities are..

 

Pulled off another master break on my table just before. That's the 4th time ever on my table in 4 years and 2x within a week. Wednesday league starts today so I'm pretty excited albeit we are playing at one of the worst venues with really unkempt tables.

Master break means 2 things.
1. I sunk one or more balls of the break
And
2. I split them enough apart that I could run out with my accuracy.

 

You know, I washed my hair tonight with product for the first time in 3 weeks. Before then I was just rinsing my hair. I learned some things.

1. Washing your hair is completely over rated.
2. I didn't smell, I had no weird door coming from my hair.
3. My hair didn't knot or tangle or any of the horror stories I read
4. After 3 weeks I didn't even need a wash.

So I'm going to not wash it again. My hair right now is fluffy and light feeling, I don't like it, it feels stripped of any natural oils. Dislike.

 

I've only washed my hair with water twice for several months each time and it never looked better. It was so thick and volumous and dried looking perfect without needing to style it or do anything

But i have oily hair so its sort of high maintanence for me to do, I have to stand under hot water for like 20 minutes massaging my scalp plus go through this whole process prior to rinsing to make sure I wash all the oils out. So i got lazy after a while and went back to using shampoo but I miss the way my hair looked

 

I miss my bright red hair. Lol. The vampire days.

 

God Katy Perry annoys me with her dumb lyrics.

You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.

Umm hello OoOooh Katy Perry, you don't wear flannel do ya girl? I tell ya these high class hoes, not me, I stand at the bus stop in yesterday's clothes.

 

"If your engine needs a turbo, it means it wasn't built correctly in the first place"

Lol, I'm going to start using that. My truck has a turbo, but it's a utility it doesn't go fast so I think I can get away with it when idiots start up with the full sick brahh Subaru

 

overcast

 

dear old dad its fathers day and I want you to know
you're the best there ever was at the things i'll list below
stinking up a bathroom, snoring like a beast
teaching me to mow the lawn before I had front teeth
showing how to hide your feelings
over empathising winning
teaching me the birds bees
at a cub game between innings
turning off my cartoons for news and meet the press
picking a vacation spot
where clowns would get depressed
never taking out the dog
forgetting my friends names
getting drunk and sleeping through
all my baseball games
I guess as I get older i'm supposed to be like you
and ive noticed in some ways that this is true
when I yell my veins pop out
ive yet to touch a broom
I chuckle in my lazy-boy when gas clears out a room
but one thing you wont catch me do as long as I can breath
that's wearing shorts around the yard with dress socks to my knees

-paul Gilmartin[bob and tom show]

 

Played very well this afternoon I'm up 2/3 games but I have the very last game soon and it's probably going to come down to if I will we draw. And I'll be 75% to start the season and that gets me very very nervous.

 

Fuck. I blew it. Team blew a big lead and dropped 7/8 games to finish off. Got told not to be too hard on myself but I hate being left in that situation lol. Win and we draw lose and we lose. Ah well I'm 27% off better than where I started last season so that's something and I was in all of my matches just, couldn't get that last one done.

 

Concertgoer gets head stuck in tailpipe at Winstock

 

Winstock: a festival for winners!

 

I've just ordered some hemp seed oil capsules. Hope it helps with my anxiety.

 

Are they for oral use?