Things to do naked on a tropical island/beach.

its bad for the reefer..

 

Find a palm tree that strikes your fancy, and have at it.

 

All the 's'....u all missed out SEX

Simon

 

Its never wise to climb a coconut tree without at least wearing shorts. I grew up in Hawaii.

 

I guess I'll just hug one, or straddle the base of one.

 

Of course.

 

Walk the three mile stretch of Waikiki beach that is regularly wall to wall secretaries and trophy wives and what not, enjoying the cheap winter vacation package their boss or someone gave them. I'm just curious if any of them will say anything, but not in a rush to find out. Somebody else will probably do before I even have a chance, but I wonder if it will make the evening news? Rich people don't like their sex lives broadcast on the local news, but we're installing cameras everywhere in the country soon. Privacy gets more expensive every day, but its more valuable than gold to the rich. There's no point encouraging anyone to eat the rich, when they eat each other with only modest encouragement, and you can't even tell anymore if they have plastic parts that are inedible. Trust me, they never will taste good.

 

Read a book
Swim naked
Relax