What's Happening???

Flavor Flav from the group Public enemy, would be my guess.

 

Well I'm off to bed. Have a good night folks.

 

You know, I don't think I've ever written a check. Maybe once or twice while waiting for a debit card, but pretty much never in my life.

 

I just saw a cremation commercial. It costs $1,495 to be burned. Bastards are gonna get you one way or another.

 

Memory foam is overrated

 

When I die and my time has come to shut these eyes of mine, no stone must be erected I will leave but ash behind. Tell no tales about me while y'all gather round your fire, I'll be one with mother earth not dining in a hall up high. I have no master, I've sworn no oath, the gods may pass me by. I steer the horse than I choose to mount while the storm draws near and the blood rains from the sky

 

I’m going to treat this layoff like a vacation.

Tomorrow, I’ll go rock jumping at the river. Maybe I’ll go mountain biking too.

Got to keep my mind off the bullshit of being unable to pay mortgage

 

Fell briefly in love with a woman ten years my age last night. At first I didn't get her but our conversation really got going and I just felt a great physical attraction and I know she felt it too. I don't think our paths will cross again this year at least but It felt good and I guess I'm just practicing putting myself in the love game again. When she left we had a great big hug and it just felt great to have a meaningful connection.

 

The average cremation costs about $1,100 dollars so $1,495 isn't too unreasonable

Better than being slowly devoured by worms and insects

 

First of all, you can feel neither, second, how is being set on fire any better?

 

I paid off my funeral when I was mid 20s.
Thought I'd get tbat out of the way. Must have been 2010 when I took friends on a month long euro road trip. I remember just in case I didn't make it back, I paid off the debt. Is like 6k. There, they can burn me 4 times with that.

Or maybe I can bet set up in a oddity museum behind a bulletproof glass panel. Just slowly decaying away and they have to put mirrors in my eyes because if you look at me long enough, I'll seep into your souls.

 

I want to be buried at sea...return to the natural world in a habitat I understand

 

Let me turn this around by asking you, how do you know you can’t feel it?

 

id like to be picked apart by vultures, out in the West Texas town of El Paso out in the badlands of New Mexico..

 

Ever hear a corpse say, "Fuck...that hurts!!!"?

That's what I thought...

 

Is this NM or TX?

 

let me poke one my dead hookers in the attic...

nope. nothing..

hot in here..

 

sorry, mixed up the lyrics. i think after he runs away from

El Paso, he travels thru the badlands of New Mexico..

 

Oh. I didn't know it was a song

Thought you were serious...which, come to think of it, if you were, it was oddly specific.

 

actually,, i wouldnt mind that kind of resting place..