Dude, where's my _____ ?

It was that long ago - they went off

Dude, Where's my Larva Lamp?

 

with the daughter of a friend of my late wife

dude, where's my transportation back to my home planet?

 

Within Your Minds Eye

Dude, Where's my Dancing shoes?

 

Ah...I can explain,Wolfie...

[Dude,where's the nearest exit?]

 

Three miles up the road.

Dude, where's my wine?

 

It’s at the Ernest and Julio Gallo winery in Modesto, California

Dude where’s my Lawnmower

 

It's under all that overgrowth of shrubbery, bushes and grass ..... that you left because you thought it may rain - last year
Dude: where’s my Witches Bible?

 

Last time I saw it, Samantha Stevens was using it to cast a spell to make my junk larger.
Dude, where's my knife?

 

The knife is still lodged in your foot after playing a game of Mumbley Peg

Dude where’s my Corona light

 

In Jimmy Buffet’s hand... go for a double IPA instead

Dude where’s my moped?

 

In the 'Mod' Museum:-


Dude: where’s my Hand-cuffs?

 

Your handcuffs are still in the top drawer of the bedroom dresser along with your sex whip, bed restraints, and assorted dildos.

Dude where’s my Lawn Rake

 

Right beside Wolfie's gimpmask & handcuffs,etc,in that drawer-you kinky sod!

Dude,where's my exit?

 

Stage Left

Dude where’s my High School Year Book?

 

- In the hands of the FBI

Dude: Where's my Ticket, 'to Ride'

 

Your ticket to ride is waiting for you at the Greyhound bus terminal ticket office


Dude where’s my time machine?

 

It's chameleon function turned itself on and er .....

Dude: Where's my Light sabre? (my Jedi sense is tingling)

 

You left it on Tatooine and it was stepped on by a Bantha

Dude where’s my golf clubs

 

Hole number 19

Dude: where’s my aromatic incensed flavoured relaxant?

 

You left your Vicks VapoRub in your boyfriends apartment

Dude Where’s my Team autographed New England Patriots Football