Stoned Ramblings

Friend says "my grandmother died"
Me: I am very sorry to hear this.
Friend says "my dog died"..
Me:

 

longest hour waiting for that goof to go the senior center for the evening.

 

I dont get in when people say they are devastated because a relative in their 80s or 90s has dementia. Im like, in my head anyway, well what did you think was going to happen, thats fucken old.

Me? Shitload if xtacy in my 20s, i get to even 75 and get dementia, i will be like, yeah, that sounds about right

 

i' already living on borrowed time

 

i will borrow you some more Rollin

 

I am finished with all it, but a tiny corner where Im standing.

 

@morrow

Lol, I found this and thought it was cute to go along with our Englisch discussion

 

you standing upside down?....you sure are talented.....i've heard of painting yourself into a corner but this is ridiculous

 

And... What's surprising about that?

Besides, if it just "washed up on a beach" the pot doesn't really have an owner... so it's not stealing.

 

I'm getting 3oz of weed this morning. I have like 3 Oz at home still some I'mma be stocked up. It's lasting ages now as I've cut back my intake but ever since I got that roller machine, my wife had been smoking joints and she's enjoying it and I also am enjoying her smoking because it's so much fun with somebody else... I am jelous though, she gets the full beginners smoker shit going on, my tolerance is too high for that lol she giggles around and has fun. It's fun.

 

Me waiting for weed...

 

Suge Knight to Serve 28 Years Over 2015 Hit-and-Run Death
wow cow is moo..

 

ty can you drive ... asking for a friend? ..

 

Would you enjoy smoking it if you could get it?

 

New season of South Park next week

 

I recently learned the big bang theory is in its last season.

I dunno what it is about that show but it's like Seinfeld to me I just watch it no matter how many times I see an episode I'll just sit down and watch it.

I'm currently in season 2 of that 70s show so I'll get through that, but I'm not sure what modern TV show will really grab my interest.

Modern Family is alright in small doses but I can't watch episodes back to back.

 

You can really still get into that? How many seasons now?

 

All The Time...