Stoned Ramblings

I think so... but I haven't checked yet.

 

Yes, i think you're right Rolling: on most of Earth its now the time of the week they call Wednesday

 

I bought a pound of my snob coffee from cookes fine foods here in kingston…..it is 13 a pound and never on sale but they have a rewards thing where you get free coffee after 10 purchases.....I am close to my free coffee and need maybe 2 more buys...I usually buy a half pound and will get a half pound free

but..when I left the store yesterday I got a text message on my phone saying I just won a free pound of coffee in the rando online draw...….yahoo.....I buy mixed beans that I get buddy to grind on ''3''/….very fine grind....I mix half decaf and half French roast

every time I buy coffee I also buy some fancy cheese from England which they also sell.....englisg chese is ten times better than the crap in Canada

 

I'm all fucked up. Too many time zone changes...I want to be asleep--i feel like I should be asleep--but I'm wide awake. 7:00am here but my body is telling me it's 10:00

 

I hate jet lag and when the time changes in the spring and fall. I'm messed up for a week.

 

I wish I could eat some cheeses but I cant ..

 

if i was on the market, i would only be looking for needs met. most people can not meet all of another individual's needs. and i think it is damaging on both sides of a relationship to expect that, or to try and provide that for someone else.
like if a partner is 75% of what you need, do you outsource the other 25%? do you sacrifice your needs on society's altar? do you just let that 25% fester into resentment, growing, until it overtakes the good part?
i think in a perfect world, you would love for Love, and not conflate it with other things. outsource as necessary.

 

Or have given up looking...

 

i'd kill for a woman who knows how to use the word ''conflate''

 

History was made in the United States today as 300 million Americans decided to simultaneously switch back to flip phones that can not receive text messages.#PresidentialAlertpic.twitter.com/PQowQkHUuv

 

if the ground was suddenly invisible, but all the shit that lived in it didn't... that'd be terrifying af.

antarctica has only a northern coastline.

any job involving a customer is just an unpaid acting gig.

french fries are potato noodles

antarctica has the highest average IQ in the world.

in 20 years, an iphone x will be considered 'vintage' in the same way a crt tv or record player are.

we've come to a point in time where we advertise that products contain sugar because it's the 'healthier' option.

a thigh gap would be way more useful to men than women.

throwing snowballs at a snowman is horrible. it's like throwing steak at a cow.

you know, this is funny. the buggles song 'video killed the radio star' was the first one shown on mtv.. but now, in the age of internet streaming, radio has pretty much outlived tv.

as convenient as a self driving car would be... I don't want to have to deal with a car that a bad software update could brick.

at its core, the jedi council is an std support group.

if weed keeps getting legalized, pretty soon 4/20 is gonna be a hallmark holiday.

 

not sure we can continue being friends pete….sock up brother....no one wants to see a grown mans toes...they are disgusting

 

dont wreck the place...

 

I've just spilled crap on the floor

 

Socks are back on.......
Friendship is back on.....

 

I can't remember the last time I had to listen to the radio. Probably in a car. That shit is Chinese torture man.

 

I couldnt disagree more.....in the van my radio always on.....love radio....you just have to be choosy and willing to flip around...

pete last night my girlfriend from when I was 16 called me to ask if her and I went to see Jethro tull together in 1978…...we did

 

Lend me your ears....

 

"Sticks Fingers In Ears".... ...Sorrrrrrrrrry At This Point In Time I Appear To Have Developed Some Sort

Of "Hip Forums" Deafness.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I saw a 10 thousand dollar bong yesterday at the head shop....a couple of them actually...they looked cheap and gaudy with hundreds of tiny glass pictures embedded and striped glass etc.....supposedly the guy had 240 hours to make it....was only 10 inches tall