World Couch Potato Day

I think this should be a thing. We celebrate the best of Western culture by reclining on a sofa and popping lots of corn chips. This is the culmination of evolution. From the amoeba, we have progressed to advanced multi-cellular organisms who are capable of amazing things. And sitting on a sofa watching tv. It could be sponsored by McDonald's, Coke and Samsung. I know we like to pretend that fit and healthy lifestyles are something to strive for, but deep inside us all is the inner couch potato struggling to get out. Who's daring enough to join me on the sofa?

 

I wouldn't do it.

 

I don't have a couch...

 

Only if there's a NASCAR race on or a football game am I sitting in front of TV for several hour periods.

 

I'm doing it now.

 

i'm down for any celebration of potatoes. best root ever.

 

I am a very bad couch potato.

 

You can make vodka from potatoes.

 

Mr. Couch Potato Head

 

Thats what she said

 

Me too. I can only enjoy it in conjunction with the fit healthy thing. Like, go out for a long run in the cold rain and afterwards couch pototoing feels wonderful. Without the contrast it doesn't feel good at all to me.

 

Yes. You are. A very naughty couch potato.

 

Comfy chair also counts. But still... weird!

Marihuana.

 

^I disagree with this stereotyping of cannabis. Sometimes it goes like that, or sometimes a bowl is the motivation that gets me off outside doing something

 

Did you just assume the chairs gender?

 

Yes, perhaps the chair identifies as non-binary.