Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I agree completely.

 

Fixed

 

they used to say coffee and tea or even soup or juice did not count against the 100 cups of water a day to stay healthy thing......but then they changed it aaaaaaaaaaaaaand said coffee etc counts towards the total....so now i'm covered....100 cups of coffee a day and I am raring to go …..that and the 300 joints a daya and I am completely happy …..

 

Appointment with my doctor today to see if she wants to up my dosage of crazy pills.

 

What an amazing adventure!

 

woodpecker in my woodpile

 

When someone always picks on your spelling and grammar and then you see them make a mistake, so you hit the quote button ready to take a shot back, but you realise it's not worth it. You'll win this battle personally within yourself, you don't need to prove anything, you can have a self laugh at it, behind their back, so they won't even know.

 

THEN you realize

 

I haven't been checking my translations.

 

I hope this wasn't me :-/

 

Noooo.

 

I would never laugh at a Europeans English. Honestly I think we do better than most English speaking people. When I see Asmo make a grammar mistake I just smile, I think it's kind of adorable.

I don't really see Eloise make a mistake but if I do I would be excited lol.

Its similar to when you try to talk about America, but you get something wrong, like you don't know where the state of Ohio is, and they have a whinge at you for not knowing, but like, they couldn't tell you one thing about your own country. *cough RubySoho cough*

Well at least I'm trying, that's all I can say. I could post German all day but that ain't helping nobody is it? Yeah, well neither is picking on my English.

 

This sums it up.
If someone's making an effort, you shouldn't laugh.



And I know I sometimes point out mistakes, but I think it's because I'm not a native speaker, I tend to focus on these things.

 

I can get my wife to proof read things, she's a really been a really good English teacher.

I'd love to teach her German...

 

support group meeting tonight for people that cant have an orgasm..

let me know if you cant come..

 

She doesn't want to learn?

 

Not really. I don't think she has the confidence to fail first and get better I can teach little things like she can go into the supermarket and order bits and pieces but gets lost in a conversation. So she can point and say two Waters, but she can't say can I please have two waters or something.

One day I keep telling myself. She does go through stages. It's funny when someone talks to her because she's got these big dark eyes and they're like. -.- she turns to me, what did they just say?

Lucky for her English is readily available in this town, which I think is another reason she's never tried.

 

I've seen Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire that I was standing in
Met the devil in Seattle and spent 9 months inside the lion's den
Met Buddha yet another time and he showed me a glowing light within
But I swear that God is there every time I glare in the eyes of my best friend
Says my son it's all been done and someday your gonna wake up old and gray
So go and try to have some fun showing warmth to everyone
You meet and greet and cheat along the way

I think i'm a little in love with Sturgill Simpson. He seems intelligent and down to earth but also like he's done enough psychedelic drugs to be a little out there lol. He's on the level.
We could be friends. He could sing to me. Little private concerts, just Sturg and me

 

Nah lit is like, stoned as bro??
Drunk is, you're paraletic.