Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Sretan Božić

I dont see what that is in your post

 

found deleting things. probably shouldve kept deleted. but anyways. not really my style to play with my fingers ,, hard enough controlling the left hand let alone the right.. but whats more important is that mostly from memory and feeling it. unless i get totally bugged. I can figure a song out by ear without looking it up. its only 3 chords man. .ok 4 sometimes.

 

Oh it was just a *raises hand* gif.

And thank you! Sretan Božić to you too

Btw, I like it how we had our disagreements, but managed to stay civilized people, without holding unnecessary nasty grudges.
I meant to tell you that.

 

orisons real name on that bottle?instead of Cosmo its Cresco

 

There's a squirrel in my tree..

 

There's a pickle in mine.

 

i will clean doorknobs and lightswitches and all the other "high touch" spots when everyone is sick, and after everyone is over it. we arent super anti-germy people, but it helps stop the revolving sickness problem (where you just pass the same thing around forever)
i use vinegar and soap to clean. baking soda and soap to scrub. very rarely bleach to disinfect.

i have to make dinner rolls for tomorrow (im making them vegan to be accommodating, so i really hope they turn out good. my usual recipes are not vegan)
i have to make cookies.
i have to keep trying to battle the laundry monster.
i have to get everything set up and ready to go in the morning.
i have to feed these kids.
im so tired.

 

Sister pulled out the hookah but doesn't know how to use it....so mom says, do I use this hose part for an enema?

 

I have to go boil chicken to have ready for the big casserole tomorrow. I have to clean off counters, and do all kinds of crap in the kitchen.

I thought I was NEVER going to get Mama to go to bed. Since she has been getting day and night time mixed up a great deal here lately, I REALLY did not have time for her foolishness tonight. I told her about 10 times TO GO TO BED. The last time I told her, she put her fingers in her ears, which absolutely makes me want to just break them off and put them where the sun don't shine. However, I have control YES I DO!....and I took hold of the arm nearest me, and removed that finger (and hand) from her ear.

She told me to go to hell. lol She also stomped off to bed, which was the point of the whole "conversation" anyway.

Now - THAT is the real The Mother.

 

@Faelixx any sob that groped my ass and then tried to excuse it by saying they thought it was a 13 yr old would not only be missing that hand...but he would be shouted out and embarrassed to be seen anywhere around those people for the rest of his life.

WTF... open pedophilia is supposed to be an excuse for poor behavior??? I've heard everything now. smh

 

Merry Christmas everyone

 

Yes! Merry Christmas! I 2nd that.

I will admit to starting to name everybody - like with the @... but damn I was having trouble remembering, not wanting to leave people out...

I hope every single one of you knows how much I'll think of here, even though I doubt I'll check in.

I know...I know...y'all aren't supposed to really be real.

I have proof at least 3 of you are actually real. lol

anyway...My thought will go to each of you this day.

and no...I don't believe Christ was born today...I think he was born in spring, near (or on) the crucifiction. There's an odd tendency (I've noticed) that people often die right ON or near their birthdays. Any...

Merry Christmas. (y)

 

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

Merry Xmas Egg.....To You And Your Loved Ones......



Cheers Glen.

 

530 am...….you volunteered to get up with the baby?...very nice....good man

 

HoHoHo...

 

there is a quarter ounce of some very high end looking shit on my counter this morning and I am not sure if boarder left it for me or just forgot it downstairs

 

smoke it up... When he asks about it say "what? I didn't see anything on the counter..."