Things that make ya mad!

I hate when that happens when i'm trying to catch the train and i have to use the escalator. And the man or woman in front of me just stand there instead of at least walking down. Of course they are usually on their stupid internet phone. I almost always use the stairs when available but on some train stations there is just the escalator.

 

I thought those sensors existed because of those disgusting morons who forget to flush

 

i assume that's why they were invented, but some clever salesmen decided to market them as a water saver.

the thing that really stumps me is when i go into one of those toilets and it's full of shit and toilet paper. i'm not exaggerating when i say it flushes 5-10 times per use for me; i really can't figure out what these other guys are doing to manage to fill it like that and somehow not flush it once.

 

And it never fails, they're always hogging the exact shelf I need. Dickheads

 

Did you write that or are you quoting? It's beautiful.

 

It's a quote.
Google is your friend.

 

Snark attack!!

 

yeah, the last time was i was looking for seeds for my garden and this old man was hogging the stand i needed, and it was a joke, i mean minutes! so i ended up getting stuff i didn't even want
he was like 80 he should have known what he wanted already

 

No, I didn't mean it to be snarky
Sorry @tumbling.dice

 

Snark attack!!

 

Robert Ardrey. That quote is the only thing i've read by him . But I would like to read more - here is what wikipedia has to say

 

He's had 80 years to decide!

I always start to hover around them in an uncomfortable way if they take too long lol

 

Start clearing your throat loudly and shit.

 

haha the thing is if i notice im that person, or my wife is that person i will like move or pull her away and then she looks at me, then the person and goes oh, sorry. lol.

and it annoys me when she pokes meat in the meat isle like with the plastic she pokes it. i always tell her its not good no one wants to see that i did that when i was like 7 and i was told off.

 

I hate when I'm at the grocery or wherever and I keep running into the same person all over the store. Like we've already said hi and done the required small talk and said bye, then we run into each other in some different part of the store. Are we supposed to say 'hi' again? Avoid eye contact? Should one of us turn around and go down another aisle?

 

Damn shopping is difficult

 

This is why I now do grocery delivery

 

Yes, Dice!!

Or when you see someone you know at the grocery store, and you decide to try and avoid them, and then they keep popping up in your peripheral vision.

 

I judge them for texting and driving even i they don't swerve. Fucking idiots. Does it first have to go wrong before they think of not doing this. I really hope they draw the short straw in such an accident, and not another unfortunate but focussed fellow participant in traffic that crossed such an irresponsible assholes path

 

i always keep an eye on the distant horizon when i'm shopping, to ensure that i see them before they see me and i can duck into an aisle and run the other way.