Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

if you enter a number to memory on an iPhone you can enter it as anything....''that cheap fuck who owes you money''...it is satisfying to ask sire to call that cheap fuck who owes me money and then hear siri repeat right back ''calling that cheap fuck who owes you money''...specially fun in front of cheap fucks that owe money

 

I just watched the Dover race from last year, so now I have watched all 2018 races i missed that while camping and Chase Elliott won, so I needed to watch it.

 

Your suspicions are correct!

 

sunday

 

Sunday arvo, goin to bed.

 

Well I woke up sunday arvo...
And I said.. fuck this shit.. I'm goin to bed





I'm totally rewriting that song.

 

Oh, also changed Siri’s voice to a British male. Won’t let me call him Alfred, though.

 

Is it?

 

today, sunday ...is our chili competition down at the hockey rink....12ish farms and businesses will have massive vats of chili and you pay 5 dollars to try all of them and then vote.....last year I needed a free smoke alarm so voted the volunteer fire depts. chili the best....they won...the vegan chili came in last …..it will be about 8below c when this thing starts

 

Are you going this year?

I'd go, sounds fun.

 

absolutely

 

i'm going for mild chili only...ad it has to have cheese on top....i dont do ''hot and spicy''...I go mainly to be a community supporter

 

Mmmmmm chili

My own chili is mediocre, much to my chagrin. Someone make me some chili

 

Venison chili, thats what I want.

 

Anybody else put spaghetti in their chili? That's a thing around here.

 

No... That's just wrong.

 

I've had it before, someone I know from Cincinatti made it and called it Cincy Spaghetti. I thought it was disgusting lol

 

Damn... No!

 

Y'all ain't right.