Sayings you like

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe

 

I tape tiny notes in places around my house where my family will eventually stumble upon them. They are some of my favorite sayings and ideas.

The one my wife found yesterday reads "The ax forgets, the tree remembers".

 

Well that's just pure speculation

Sup bro?

You drinken? What're you drinken? My shout.

Bl00t bl00t

I'm not too bad thanks, how about yourself?

Let's gooooo, broncooooos

 

Just keep this between me, you, and the lamppost

 

That’s about as handy as a shirt pocket

 

Well that's just fucken bullshit.

 

For fuck's sake

I probably say this 20 times a day

 

this, and several variations.

people at work tell me i sigh a lot too.

 

The sigher. I have worked with a few of them. Some dogs sigh a lot to

 

Every cloud has a silver lining.

 

Every silver lining has a touch of grey

 

There is beauty in gray headedness

 

There's darkness everywhere, we just can't see it because the sun is such an attention whore

 

Does a person ever put a lamp in the closet?

 

Happy as a pig in shit.

 

Puff puff pass

 

is this a saying or a question?

if it's a question, then the answer is yes, everyone who tries to grow weed in an apartment.

 

I like to throw that out there just to confuse. Apparently not you

 

You never know until you try

 

Don’t worry be happy