What would Jesus say about your Attitude?

jesus don't need no airplane, man. besides with that long hair, it would only be picturesque for him to come galloping into New Orleans on a stallion, or maybe a motorbike. with horns of hell and satan! on the grill.

 

What if he were one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a strange on the bus trying to make his way home.

 

He was one of 'us' (depending how we define us of course). But 2000 years ago. Just saying he was a fellow human being.

 

Jesus was alive today he'd be doing my taxes

(Its not anti-semitic if most of them are really good with money)

 

If Jesus were alive he would be a rock star or an actor.

 

In Israel? Or the US?

 

Nah, Jesus would be an instagram influencer

 

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

 

If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear
I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time.

I'd have some friends that were poor
I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored
Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified
By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide.

If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead
And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head
I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face
And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you
And I show you who's the boss
I'd forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin' on your cross

 

Jesus loves yes I know for the Bible tell me so
Yes Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so

 

I just listenend to that song on my BEST OF THE DOOBIES record again the other day

 

Jesus is the greatest man to ever live, he would say I am nice

 

He would say I am a loving person that doesn't judge and act hateful towards others.

 

I always picture this being sung in a creepy,
High-pitched little girl voice.

 

I recently learned the Byrds recorded it long before the Doobies did!

 

He’d probably just say his own name and walk away in disgust.

 

Why do I get the impression that wouldn't have been the first time someone has done that to you?

 

It happens bi-weekly. Not twice a month, but every 3.5 days.

 

Jesus has an airplane

Pontius is the pilot..