Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yes I'm thinking about going the baby one or the smaller versions because lol the big ones like just too big hey I've seen them and you just look like, a bit of a wanker.

 

Cant believe my ears heard about 5 or 6 train horns in the distance in the last 3 hours...

Make that 6 or 7........ I just heard another one pecking my post

 

Something near the lines perhaps?

 

Big meal? Haha

 

So big she can't touch the steering wheel anymore!

 

of course not that would be rude....

we only discuss you privately in pm's and maybe once a day in the chat room......and I believe there is an ongoing ''irminsul from hipforums'' thread on reddit.....and possibly some people here where I live think you are my young german girlfriend

other than that you never come up


….i'm kidding irms …...''calm''...I meant the excitement of the day re: your anniversary celebration

 

its Psilocybe ovoideocystidiata season .. I should be able to find some today if I look.

 

i did eat a bit because i didn't eat for like 24hrs when i play pool hehe.

 

And So It Begins... Squirrel look at those beautiful round holes I made in the bottom of these plastic cups... I I h had an old soldering iron lying around that worked perfect to melt a hole in like 20 at a time

 

red solo cup, I fill you up, lets have a party...

 

The voice to text thing on my phone is a godsend because I have fat fingers and the keyboard is useless....

 

….have you tried making backward speaking noises or gobbledygook into it and having fun with whatever comes up?....juvenile yet so fun ..my next post I will see whats in my phone today

 

Bessler's nice name Ginter boettler GameFly app to clean blah how about you be I'm sure Klump worm I got off work alcoh give yeah yes player Baba Uptown balloon 3 a.m. water bottle

 

I am glad you found this thread.

I find while although the what's happening thread is basically the same thread, this thread is a little more mellow and possibly a little more intellectual

*Pssst I attribute this to all the oldies*

 

What are you doing? Lol.. I'd love to try it...

 

So how do I turn it on?

 

My phone has google voice typing and it lets me dictate text and email as well as search and basic functions like turn on the flashlight and most of the time it works well but recently I sent a text to my wife which was supposed to be "my uber sexy baby' but sent "my other sexy baby",it's a good thing the missus trusts me lol.
Cheers
Paul

 

Hahaha that's brilliant..very funny

 

We have fun with Alexa... brilliantly funny

 

On most phones there is a little microphone icon actually on the keyboard when you are making a text riposte etcetera sometimes so it makes a mistake like look what it said for a post haha
My first wife's husband is in the hospital with brain damage after being OD'd on Saline Solution by mistake