Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I counted 40
What do I win?

 

So is there a Jack waiting for each one? Lol
Or an English man

 

Na, they're in smithville, kind of just in the middle of a rural area

 

Now we was playin Smithville
Big boys, farm boys, second down and four to go
Bubba brought the play in
Good call, my ball, now they gonna see a show
But Bubba let his man go
I cut back, heard it crack
Still hurts me but I don't mind
Reminds I was number
Twenty niiiiine

 

Lol.
Well I can tell by the sound and pitch of his bark, what he's trying to say. That has to count for something. I know if he's happy, sad, excited, anxious, angry, annoyed, frustrated, scared. I think that's pretty good still.

 

Hey Roll

I showed Addison that pic you posted last week of Captain...... And

Guess what?

Addison thinks he's hot.
She wants to hook up with him.

 

haha

 

My sisters have to vote soon and they do not know who to vote for so they did a compass where you answer a whole bunch of questions.
I did the test for something to do and I was surprised I lent right over to Left lol.

There were two specific question I think landed me there or had a big factor and they were two racial question:

Am I happy for anybody to come to the country and be able to practice their own religious and cultural traditons?
I ticked yes.
Do I think that Australia should have a Indigineous spokes person (or something).
I said yes, but was alarmed they hadn't already, whatever the position was.

If I'd said no to those I think I would have been moved to the right wing.

Not that it cares because I don't live there and don't vote there anymore but it took 20mins and was something fun to do.

 

@Irminsul welcome Left ….you can keep the flag but any toby keith material will need to go

 

lol, oh I do not consider myself anything tbh. I don't want anything to do with it.
I'm not on any wings, I am on a electric fence on the political spectrum and I zap any bird any wing that sits on me

 

when they move the center of the left, anything slightly right, is far right..

lets snot some K with Desmond.. This shit is sick and makes me wanna vomit. turning yourself into a faggot is one thing.. Turning your kid into a money making faggot is another.. but doesnt look like shimygirl is to successful 31K dislikes to 1k likes. Its no wondering why youjews want to disable the up and down votes.

ohoh Im a nazi now burn the faggots..

 

In the questionaire, I also ticked no for voting in gender classes to year three kids.

People 40 years old are presented with all this nonsense and have trouble identifying as themselves these days, we don't need to influence children with the same behavior.

I also ticked to send the boats back home, that australian citizens who are in known terrorist groups should sent away and not come back, i said schools get enough money, hospitals need more money, the government needs less money, tax high income earners more, tax the fuck outta big companies more and I somewhat agree with that welfare folks should be drug tested. I feel bad about that, being a bong head and all, but then again, I have a job... so fuck them.

I ticked yes for more natural resources, i ticked no for more mining and fracking.

 

probably blocked in y9our cunttree.. its just music ffs with some nazi hooks . its 1984 people.. hipforums may be the only survivor in the freedom of speech wars but of course darpa will kill us anytime it likes.. aka skynet ..

 

They are beautiful!!!

You keep on...and you're going to be "making hay" with that hot divorcee.

Just for God's sake...don't do what "he whom I will not name" did ....NOT that I think you would

 

@Pete's Draggin' Addison is a beautiful girl.

Didn't you say you had 4 goldens? Are they all girls?

Aside from rolling's fine fine Captain, I've always had a soft spot for goldens. (Captain seems like almost all perfect dogs rolled into one.)

Border Collies will always have my heart because of that crazy bad Jack God loaned me for a while. <3

 

@Irminsul I LOVE your bathroom! That is beautiful tile in there. Did you tape that off...or are y'all just that good at painting that you didn't have to. I'm seriously interested. The ONLY rooms in this house that have been painted in my lifetime, either my brother or I painted...and the rooms he painted were done well over 35 yrs old...more like 40 yrs ago.

I can truly see myself painting more in this house...in my lifetime.

IF I don't wind up in an asylum. Just for shits and giggles AND great character building...everybody should have to live with an almost 100 yr old deaf person that is a smart ass, mean, stubborn, lets out animals that shouldn't be let out and doesn't even remember the one person that has to look after them....I'd be very interested in hearing how "everybody" would fare in that situation.

 

no real check in time tomorrow...
idk..

 

now my sisters says the questionaire must have been a Lefty site because she says most things I feel strongly for are in fact supported more by right wing.

 

i blew heaps of vape into a plastic bottle, so whenever i want to make out like my bottle is on fire i just blow it and then the vape swirls out.

still cooler than anything we did in science class.

 

0o0o0000 my boss gave me a bonus already. 1235€ I'll probably blow that on mdma. I used to tell him not to hive me bonus but I'm actually on the books earning money from my job now, so I get employee bonus. There'll be happy faces to see this week.