Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yo mama is so fat whenever she gives your father a Blow job he yells ‘Thar’ she Blows”

 

Bro, yo mamma lives in a two story Dorrito bag.

 

My pregnancy results just came through.

 

^^^...LOL....



Cheers Glen.

 

Lol, when you can tell I'm a Jeff Gordon fan when I'm opening a box at work and the packaging is empty cardboard and I catch the top of a logo and I'm like.. OMG Is that a Dupont logo! Wheres the other half! There it is!

 

Dupollute

 

fuck where is my sun


May 29, 2019 at 1:56 PM EDT - Updated May 29 at 1:56 PM
WASHINGTON, D.C. (WWNY) - A 7th grader from Indian River Middle School gave it her all, but she’s out of the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C.

During the third round of the competition, Ali VanTassel misspelled “wonton.”

 

plants look like hell this morning egg....they had a rough night outside down here....I get you are excited but you have lots of time....I keep reminding myself of that....pop one out of the small container and look at the roots..if they have filled the bottom of the container?..step them up......mine arent even close....2 weeks at least....it should slide out in one piece and easily slide back in

 

happy wife happy life ?

say hello to

single guy, chicks and pie


-greg hahn

 

All day eating burgers starts at 7am today.

The Hangover 3 Burger at 7am
Brontosaurus Burger at 1pm
Grandpa Muenster Burger at 7pm

 

I kept half a dozen of the deformed plants and they seem to be all breaking off into doubles

 

No need to top, I suppose.

I repotted mine from their 1 gallon pots into 5 gallon pots a little while ago. They're ready to go out as soon as the weather is. I'll check the forecast next week and see how it looks.

Topped the biggest one but then accidentally snapped off one of the top branches. Oh well, at least it still has one.

 

Where do these guys come from?

Me: Why haven't I heard from you about shipping this amp. I have sent you several messages that you have not responded to. The amp should have been here by now and hasn't been received.

Seller: Sorry for the delay.. just been super busy and getting off work late. I shipped priory mail so should be there in a day of so..

Me: Is there a tracking number?

Seller: I’ll have to get it for I dropped it at ups store.. the insurance isn’t valid unless they pack it.. I’ll have firsts thing in am.

Me: In one message you said you shipped it Priority Mail. In the next you said you dropped it off at the UPS Store.

Either one of those two shipping services would have given you a receipt and the tracking number would be on that receipt.

Seller: *crickets*

 

I just did a commentary race, i was pretty charismatic and whimsical
Though I been doing the monday races, its only an hour or so but i've had other things on for the bigger races, felt good being back behind the mic i just hate doing interviews lol, i dunno what to ask so i just make things up.

 

Well thats not good

 

If you put duct tape on the back of sandpaper it lasts five times as long

 

guitarcenter.com I know, how corporate of me... But they've been really good to me.

 

Which lasts 5 times as long, the sandpaper or the tape?

 

No.... Just, No