Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I wish to God in heaven I COULD go to some local shopkeepers and support them...however, now that Aunt Cousin Mama insists on roaming all around the world outside and keeps on and on AND FUCKING ON letting out cats that aren't supposed to be let out, I basically can't go anywhere that is open during the day. I don't even get to go shop for groceries when I used to - on Friday mornings.

EVERY WHERE I get something from has to be open after 7pm.

I hate my life.

 

Since I may be getting senile from exposure (lol), I can't remember if I told y'all - so I'm going to risk repeating myself. Mama CAN remember my brother and his male spouse that come ONCE a damn year.

However, me - that has to put up with her every single day, cook her meals, clean up behind her nasty self (except for her room which I WILL NOT ENTER without a hazmat suit) - she says my
"real mother" is either my grandmother's 1st cousin (Eula) or my father's sister (Beulah) - both of which are dead and NEITHER had any children of their own.

oh yeah - that's just part of my fun.

 

@Lynnbrown xoxo.....

 

Start eBay dispute and "magically" the guy ships the amp...

Well, he shipped "something" I'll find out Saturday if it's what he listed or a box of scrapmetal/bricks/whatever....

 

Yeah cause otherwise his seller rating looks bad and he won't do business.

 

If he keeps trying to rip off his customers he won't be doing business for long.


This was no $5 item either... and he's like "Oh, you actually wanted that? I thought you were just giving me money..."

 

Reading all of @Pete's Draggin' posts make me realize that I need him to teach me how to woo people and score lots of dates! Pete, you've got a talent!

 

I bet he smells good too...the whole package

 

Come on Asmo, he's trying to impress a lady, don't be ridiculous.

 

It's all about the bear pelt.

 

If It Ain't "Packin Pineapple".....It Can't Technically Be Called A Pizza.....Question Answered.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I thought the pineapple crack was that pete was trying to make his jizz taste good?


and I still think that

 

If she wants her peach to taste sweet she'll be on the pineapple toppings. Or else your tasting bacon and eggs bros. Haha.

 

that would be cunning

 

No different for the girls.

 

Megan just gets me

 

^by the way rolling, thats one of the perks of online shopping. Megan and I cant see each other so we cant pick out the annoying traits about each other that might make us a bit impatient or snappish with each other : D

 

Twitter is balls.

 

Balls is twitter.

 

Never do eBay again. Been yrs. Marshall amp fuck over. Nvr again