Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

think I am NOT going to go to the Rolling Stone as I decided not to deal with aa hundred thousand people

 

That's what (s)he says. Has (s)he already asked for nudie pics?

 

Yups. Overpriced and overcrowded. My conclusion exactly

 

I have VIP area tickets and I still don't want to deal with the crowd

 

What if one of them falls over dead on stage and you werent there to see it though?

 

I'm pretty sure that all of them are healthier than me my actual worry is that I fall over dead in the middle of a hundred thousand people LOL

 

My wife is going to a 'fantasia' party tonight, where everyone drinks wine and giggles at vibrators. My wife is playing the role of bad influence and bringing our vaporizer. Now that it's legal, she doesnt have to hide it from coworkers.

I was thinking about how weird it would be if I said I was going to go hang out with my buddies, drink beer and look at different fleshlights and sex dolls lol.

 

It would be weird to even think about this... Just sayin'

 

Any recommendations for a good comedy movie? I've got an evening to myself and a couple ounces of bubba kush...

 

i always gravitate toward my favorites, and most of them are Mel Brooks.

 

Lol I thought he made a legit point though.

They probably would be concerned their man wants to do such a thing.

 

Netflix has a whole bunch of Adam Sandler movies and Adam Sandler produced comedies I like Adam Sandler I think he's great

 

I love the fockers series, I can watch them over and over!

 

This is just a test video I was standing in the lineup and it was a band playing at the bar I was waiting for the ferry kind of did a little circle Panorama

 

The Adam Sandler movie where he's a kind of a deadbeat dad and his kids as New Kids on the Block tattooed on his back that's funny

 

The sex toy parties are weird for women too honestly
Imagine having to face your coworkers the next day after playing a game where you pass a 12 inch black dildo around a circle between your legs
Yep.

 

I think that they probably made more sense before online shopping, when it was the only way to avoid going into a creepy sex shop. Now you can choose from every option on earth from your phone.

 

Avon

 

WHY DOES THE DILDO HAVE TO BE BLACK

nvm don’t answer that

 

Well at 12 inches what else could it be




Sorry I couldn't resist