Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

666.. that means ever one on this page has something weird about them..

Watching over your shoulder rollin..... xoxo

 

I'll make sure not to post on this page then...

 

Wait!

 

@Irminsul check it out stopped at a different Reserve this time it's Ojibwa territory and they havethey have a bear Pelt $5,000

 

Wolf pelt

 

A$AP Rocky Arrested in Sweden for Suspected Assault

there is more footage of the body guard tossing the trash around like a rag doll. one the females said they were harassing them as well. but asop is the bad guy i guess.

 

You should buy that bear pelt and gift wrap it for a special lady.

 

but what would i do with it.. haha..

 

Shelter, warmth, security and intimacy is displayed with the handing over of the bear pelt, though it is much more about the meaning of gifting the bear pelt than it is for its practical uses and the bear pelt should be carried with you for life.

 

You have to know ICP to get the lyric reference, but funniest shit I seen tonight.

Nothing could ever kill me
And nothing could harm me
I fought in the civil war
Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a Mac 10

*mayyun.... they didn't even have that shit back then.. *

Now how you just gonna come in my shit, and fuck it up?

*well at least make the shit sound real man, damn*

I walked across enemy lines with a.... Lantern
Steady taking cannon balls to the balls
The war ended I travelled the country horseback
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face off
Kapooooww... Didn't even smear the make up
I took his gun and put a divot in his neck with it
The sherrif didn't like it... I'm committed
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why the put me in
They had to let me go can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they like yo, ain't you like a hundred and something
And I said that's right
And I ain't gonna die!
Until I get my shit mother fucker!

I want a rust axe!
I wanna know voodoo!
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo... Fuck mountain Dew...
Till I get my shit! In this motherfucker! I will never DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

 

Hehehe
So anyway...
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in detroit on the southwest side
My homie has an impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! hell yeah 'cause
Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cause of shit like this
They always try to kill me but.... misssssssss
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I sorta look like something from 'the x-files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit!
And I ain't gonna die, till I get it!

*at the concert we get soaked in Faygo for the chorus*

 

Happens less and less today with video camera technology in place

 

I've noticed that the rock station goes satellite and uses a lot of the stuff that's already on the cable classic rock channel.it's off by maybe a few songs and some commercial breaks but it's almost all the same. Especially on a holiday there's nobody in the studio.. I may be a rookie putting in a commercial breaks

 

*raises a glass of wine* I'm trying Cabernet Sauvignon...I think I like saying it.

 

Yes, funny, but depressing at the same time, a little too spot on

 

so looking forward to staying home tomorrow

 

i wish I could leave home everyday. if only I was 20..