Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Ugh with the Wimbledon coverage

The juicy matches air like midnight to 4am here, and its the middle of winter here

Went to bed early last night so I could get up at 1am. The alarm sounded, I got up to go the toilet...fook its cold, still half asleep...should I get up watch the tennis....meh, fook that shit...climb back under the doona

 

I'm trying it too, influenced by your post.

 

I'm about to buy my wife a Galaxy Rose. They're bit cheesy, basically a crystal rose thay sparkles in the light and sun, but it also seems kinda cool and looks cool. Now just hiding the purchase from her is the hard part. Damn joint bank accounts and alerts she gets whenever I spend money.

 

Do you like it?

 

Ordered.
I'm just adorable sometimes.

 

I just sold my 2nd camping lot across the road from us to an iRacing friend I race with so I will be seeing him at the camp weekend. That's cool. It'll be weird though we only know each other by the sim racing, now he's gonna get an eyeful of skin. maybe I'll paint #24 on my boobs.

This Saturday morning has been fairly entertaining already.

 

I'm not actually sure what I'm getting I wanted a single rose but the picture was the two roses... Eh maybe I can cut them off each other and we can both have one hehe.

I can't wait, she's going to be surprised I can't wait to see her face. I like surprising her with stuff.

Was only 15€ too so stop being a cheap bastard and buy your special girl a Galaxy Rose folks.

 

I like it, I don't drink wine that often. I don't feel as inebriated as I tend to get with beer or liquor which I'm not quite sure how I feel about.

 

i just got put into a trance for a moment or two by that picture of "galaxy roses"

 

Yea, it's more of a mellow buzz, I guess. I like Merlot, but it's kind of dry, and this is a little smoother and less dry.

 

That is the coolest thing ever! I love that.

 

bunch of magpies, the lot of us.

 

Yea it's smooth, what do you mean by dry?

 

opposite of sweet

 

That reminds me I need to get this t shirt
There was also one with an emu that said pecking instead of swooping. It was my favorite but I can't seem to find it.

 

There's a bird in my gutter. He walk up and down it like a highway. Maybe bugs in there or something. Hehe. Hello Mr birdie.

 

Yeah lol, it's pretty cool. I saw the galaxy rose a few months back and thought it was cute but I thought it would be really expensive too but it's cheap as.

But since I bought it all these other cool places show up on Facebook ads and they have better roses with custom colors, not all rainbow so I'm a little miffed at that, why couldn't they show up on my Facebook?