Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I absolutely trust your more nuanced cat understanding. I wasn't expecting you'd be like, oh well he likes to wear dresses : )
That's really quite interesting. I'd have been interested to know how he behaved sexually if he hadn't been neutered.

 

Really weird message saying I've breached security.. providence journal.. error 17..lol
Why did you do that.. lol

 

I’ve had a headache today and I can’t help but think it’s due to the wine drinking over the weekend. That’s the only regrettable thing about wine, it brings on headaches.

Happy Monday

 

Bear Breaks Into Car, Shifts It Into Neutral, Rolls Down 100 Foot Hill | 102.5 WDVE

 

i wish headaches were the only regrettable times wine had given me

 

Feeling cute might tamper with consumer product trend is going to overcrowd our jails and burden our courts. smh

 

Feeling cute
Idk.

 

It probably is, luckily I didn't have any headaches from the wine.

 

They are calling it the latest craze.. they are warning people if you buy ice cream tubs check the lid hasn't been off.. theres an ice cream licking craze... cool, if I catch you you will be dragged to security with my foot in your ass... germ spreading bacteria breeding morons!

 

They should drink some drain-o to show us how brave they are.

 

I remember seeing funny notes from roommates on a website somewhere and one of the best ones was ... I lick my cheese..... And underneath the roommate had written so do I

 

The back of the boat which I don't think back is a technical nautical term Ass end
there there's the nautical term ass end... And a still shot

 

aft or stern I thinks. port and starboard port is left, star is right. I thinks.

 

Kramer just barfed on susan

 

That's why it's important to be cautious ......

 

i really only buy already made ice cream cones, bars and cartons that you have to peel off. most turkey hill made here in Pa.

 

fore and aft
bow and stern
front can also be forecastle (pronounced like folk-sul)

port and starboard. remember port has 4 letters, like left (as you are facing the bow)
or "theres only a little port(wine) left"

yay. i remembered some things.

 

I don't mind watching The Nanny. Other than the annoying voice that chick is super sexy.
I just kinda ignore the kids and wimpy Sheffield, but the Butler and Blonde make laugh.

She's Nanny... Fine.