Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

maybe the blossos do it better?i dunno i' just an onlooker....what song is it?

 

weren't the pumpkins the band with heroin overdoses all the time?...maybe a drummer?...I dunno….i' just an onlooker

 

Don't shoot the onlooker.

I couldn't even see Blossomswhatever cover. It's the song 1979. Billy Corgan.. The drummer is Jimmy Chamberlain. He might have been on heroin once I think, not sure. He's a damn good drummer. Heroin isn't what I think when I think Pumpkins.

 

Gb needs to explain himself.

 

Yeah he does. He's mean.

 

That's not a real nudist, more of an exibitionist. The old school nudists ( like me ), are not into offending anybody. So at home, shades drawn for the neighbor's, NOT the front porch, never streaking in the park or other things like that.
I'm only nude where it's safe, legal, ( like a resort ), and where it offends NOBODY !

 

It's this running joke that probably only I find funny where someone posts song lyrics of a well known band and I say with confidence that it's another contemperaneous band, usually one that's substantially different to the actual band.

 

Omg I just had the best afternoon with all the neigbours, got to get fed and washed, then out again... dont ya miss me? I miss ya, that's why I popped in to say hiya..

 

But do you really love you some gin blossoms?

Because I judged you a little there, not gonna lie

 

I like Gin Blossoms, at least their breakout album. But it sucks the songwriter offed himself after the album.

 

wow neighbors are different in spain…..my neighbor likes me and I think he is swell....we draw the line at washing each other

 

Hahaha we went to the pool but no touching

 

I always have stages of super thirstyness.

1st stage hits right after boxing class. I chug water from a half gallon. No piss
2nd stage at home I take a shower and when I come out I chug another 2 sometimes 3 glasses. Still no piss
3rd stage after a hour nap. Still no piss. I wake up parched. I drink 2 more glasses.

A few hours from that I piss, but only a small amount. Maybe 5 oz.

I always say my to myself, where the fuck did all that water go? Where's it go?

I could go for a bacon and egg roll right now. I don't have any food trucks that have breakfast food , just authentic taco, burritos and enchilada gut trucks.

Time to hit kitchen....gonna make me some bacon n egg n cheese sliders.... thanks for the idea juggalosaurus.

 

soda,coke,pepsi etc isnt good for hydrating....its a quick fix.....best way to stay hydrated is an i.v. but beware that some restaurants frown on them and they can be a bitch in the car

 

Guy in hvac group today. Texas hes in the attic 115/130F. says about 1hour work. came outside and opened his lunch box which was ice and water. Chugged a 1/2 liter of cold water. 20seconds or so goes by and he went into Cold water shock, passed out, split his face on the ground.
Be careful ..

Ice cold water on a hot day can be harmful - 47abc

 

test

 

failed...

 

he really isn't, neon.
of all the posters on this forum you could develop an issue with
i find the fact that it's Gb quite odd.

that is exactly the kind of joke i find funny.
i just didn't know about it.

 

i always type it Gb because in my head i'm actually calling you gee flat.