Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

wonder what palm lady would think. maybe she'd try a different type of tree.

 

Actually I get where she's coming from with the palm trees. there's some surfaces I run my hand over and I like the feeling and it gives me goosebumps. She may take it to the extreme, but I think I get the appeal.

 

i don't think her preferences make her too weird or crazy
it's talking about it on the internet that gives that impression : )

 

but maybe it's just really free
which is a good thing

 

I knew a guy once, good friends in Aussie. He had a tall blonde sister that used to be a stripper, then worked in the massage places. Pretty free and wild girl. She was telling us a story once how she had a client who'd bring in a bag of snails and all she did was step on them in stilletos and that was his fetish lol. Easy money for her.

So, I'm not surprised at anybodies kinks and fetishes tbh. As long as they aren't hurting anyone.

 

i think the snails would argue they were being hurt by that one

 

Might just heat up some frozen butter chicken meal for lunch. Lunch of queens!

 

Yeah. I like snails.

 

I Love Crushing Snails With My Bare Feet... ...Extra Bonus If They Squish Between My Toes.....



Cheers Glen.

 

...ewww...

but also, you should be making videos and selling them glen.

 

I Would......But I Think It's A Very "Slow" Market For "Snail Porn"......



Cheers Glen.

 

did you not read where this conversation started?

and it's not something i heard about for the first time on hf

 

Second one is very cool

A screensaver even

 

gearing up for my big race today. i've done maybe 130 laps of practice at watkins glen now. i do not know what to expect. 45 laps isn't the worst, pitting lap 22/23 will be the safe point.
ill have to see how far my lap times are off by then, a lot of times, the good drivers will stay out longer and then have better tyres to finish.
i just want to find that bubble where the quicker guys are in front of me, and the slower guys behind me. then just dont make a mistake and see where it finishes.

logging into race server now for practice. i'll post a screenshot of me soon I'm having a calm me down bourbon.

 

uh-oh. just completely ruined qualifying. starting last. 27th.
130 laps for nothing!! and i'm behind some hopeless drivers. gonna be sketchy, gonna be wrecks.. ahh!!

 

It's a road course... Stay out of trouble and wait for the carnage.

 

Servers up! Here we go!

 

what is a white claw?..some new drink....havnt seen it yet....hard seltzer?