Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

eBay listing for an effects pedal...

"My ex-boyfriend moves out and left this. Great condition and works great. IT WAS VERY LOUD! Includes all the crap that came with it."


lol

 

Look out, he's.. Come up with a good one.

 

Decided I'm not happy with my cue. It's not the length I asked for. So I've told him. I said the butt end is my personalisation and that doesn't need to change but I need a front end 1" longer, can you use the one you just gave me for another project.

I should never have went with a friend cue maker. It's just too hard to be honest.

 

I joined a gang tonight. I'm an official member of the Van Buren Boys.

Thank God I knew their secret sign...

 

Let's get rowdy and let's get wild
Lets hear them motors roaring with our own country style
Lets get rowdy and let's get wild
We got our own certain kinda rebel pride
Breaking through walls that mightn't be there
There ain't no laws in the woods that we share
Our motors are always making snowflakes scared
We like riding highways up in the air

Brothers of 4x4
We got our rebel pride and we fighting for more
Brothers of 4x4
We jerking them Axles with our pedal to the floor

we're a dying breed but we're everywhere
That's why if I don't know ya we got something to share
we're always full throttle on a mountain side
Some folks are always saying that we just ain't right
Sixty foot rooster tails up in the air
We got our loaded guns if you wanna go there

Brothers of 4x4!

 

mostly HF doesn't impact negatively on my real life
but in the area of toast, i have definitely burned more of it than i ever did before i was here.

 

"mate, can I bum a fag off ya?"

 

If you just come on HF for a bit of fun, all is well. But if you come on here legitimately thinking your opinion is going to change the lives of others then you got rocks in your head lol. Some these cats here literally copy and paste a response and then take 8hrs of their life thinking and stewing over it, at work, thinking of a come back and then eventually tomorrow they post some long drawn out thing you couldn't even be fucked with because you didn't even care in the first place.

Then I just ignore the people with a ignore function. Outta site outta mind. Ain't got time for some random ass person to effect my day.

 

ah, well. i can't comment on logistics.
but i don't pay attention to the legalities so i forget anyone ever would.
because you're kind of out in the middle of nowhere, aren't you?

 

Gotta go into town centre to look for new phone cases.

Could I be fucked dealing with a Friday crowd?

No.

No, I best have a couple of bong rippaz.

 

Just went outside to my van to use the cigarette lighter to light a joint and saw a strange thing on the grass

 

Isn't that Captain on his back? Feet in the air? If not RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool pic.

 

No that is definitely an Arctic seal on my front lawn

 

I don't know whether to stay awake for 35 minutes and drive to the store and buy a lighter actually I'm going to buy 5 lighters or to go to sleep for another half hour or so and then drive down to the store and buy a lighter or five lighters

 

Bear steals box of dog food off porch.