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Oh, mirth and merriment. I dance around the maypole in my best Sunday outfit, and ridicule God.

 

I just read the last few pages of this thread backwards but I think I get the gist

 

I have to read them upside down being in the southern hemisphere

 

That Would Make More Sense Than Reading It Forward.......Methinks Reading It "Sideways" May Be The

Best Approach......



Cheers Glen.

 

I picture you as a muscular guy like a gorilla in my eyes. Are you a big muscular guy?

 

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His previous avatar of snowflake, an albino western lowland gorilla was much more fitting of his username VG

 

Yeah, until I found out his name was Snowflake

 

Tell me how big you are.

 

He Claims 9 inches......But The Word Around The Traps Is It's More Like 3 inches......



Cheers Glen.

 

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Hey, what about me? I got the big one.

 

You have 2 inches ( 5 cm).

 

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My guess you didn't click onto the link

 

I just made a joke out of what you said. No offense

 

None taken, I just wanted to acknowledge that while VG is King Kong around here, I'm King D.......Oh, forget it

 

Either way you're getting screwed. *rimshot*

 

You picture my muscles?

Ooh, I see a trip to Turkey in my future

 

^^^^^^^ Uh Oh ^^^^^^^

 

And drink raki. 70 cl bottles are ideal to get stone drunk. You will even lose your memory.

But try to not be beaten up when drunk. If You ever try talk to a girl when drunk, locals will send you to a hospital.

You see. It is not normal to talk to women in turkey. It is harrasment.

 

Grandeur doesn't even realise he's hitting on a guy.