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Or he's wisely decided that since Turkish women are conspiring against him, a hole is a hole.

 

It all just got too graphic for my mind

 

I apologize.

Here's a hole in a lake if it makes you feel any better.

 

That's cool.

I did it to myself.. I was going to respond "oh I don't know, I don't see VG as the receiver somehow.."

 

This thread really made me laugh.
Back in the 70's, a guy working for us decided to go for a massage and was telling everyone about all the extras he expected.
He came back looking somewhat deflated and finally admitted that when the girl saw the bulge developing in his shorts, she said "don't Worry", handed him a box of tissues and went off for a cup of tea.
The thought of him sitting there with the tissues, while the girl he was paying for the massage was drinking tea reduced everyone (except the poor guy) into fits of laughter.

 

Damn right, to scale it would look like that video of the chimpanzee and the frog

( If you dont know which video Im talking about, you dont want to know)

Anyway, I think thats enough mental imagery for one day

 

If you need a good laugh, look at my reply to VG.

 

Fuck turkish girls

 

You wish you could

 

And yet I couldn't NOT search for it.

 

To hell with them.

 

I drink and have my nicotine buzz

 

Sounds like you gave up.

 

Too loose... On the other hand: just moisty enough :-D

 

I consume a lot of alcohol. I guess I am such a loser. Hahahahaha.

 

at least VG's honest and not a secret trans.

 

What's really got you down right now?

 

I'm going to guess the backlash his hero Kylie Jenner faced recently for uploading a pic of her with her new sports car that cost more than some third world nations GDP

 

Gotta be something worse than that.