Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Just baked muffins in my new skirt. I don't often wear skirts but I love this little black one. It has the stretch material that pulls your legs together, so it just feels sexy.

 

[QUOTE="Irminsul, post: 8572169, member: 183329"]Just baked muffins in my new skirt. I don't often wear skirts but I love this little black one. It has the stretch material that pulls your legs together, so it just feels sexy.

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Hmmmmm - it obviously stretches big enough to contain its own oven, but it must get awfully hot wearing it !!!

 

You calling me fat?

 

Far from it, but the skirt stretches to encompass its own oven, according to how you wrote the first thread !!!

 

Well that's alright then.
But if I get a whiff of you spreading rumours that my ass is a baking oven, you'd better watch out, mister.

 

Not your ass, but your skirt would appear to be !!!

 

man I hate when posts with a smiley wink go over my head. And I'm not sure whether to ask or just nod or Like the damn thing and move on.

 

you were saying about autocorrect remember way way back yesterday? So I say will you bury me in the backyard but before autocorrected it was will you marry me in the back yard
It was an example of how autocorrect can change the meaning of a sentence I was just carrying on a conversation and for the record I don't want to get married

 

did you buy that?

is this funny because Ford pickups are made in Mexico and Helloween is not American and Macos is also Mexican or Spanish or something?

 

no, we dont buy their weed. its garbage.. lots of hype by peoples on line .. oh this shit is so great. they havent smoked real weed in their life before. so .. ya know.

 

^
Are you baked right now?

 

Muffin can also be interpreted differently btw (oh no i di-int)

 

Maccas is Australian for McDonalds.
But yes I think the article headline is supposed to be ironic, which is what made me laugh.

 

MaccaD as opposed to Maccabee

 

I think Rolling may have meant the land of Mecca

 

Anyone know the species of my new bonsai?

 

Giant Redwood ???