Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Starting my first iracing race here in a month. I didn't qualicy so I'm starting last. See how we go. Just need to avoid wrecks.

 

fuck my ass daddy

 

*coughs politely*

 

Wow, 17th to 4th! With no help from cautions. I'm wrecked though lol my wrists are extremely sore. A team mate won and bpth teamies advanced in the playoffs.

Here's me coming to the line, weee

 

o0o0o I just got a live interview.

 

I've known this for 40+ years...

 

there it is

 

Irminsul, your talents are limitless

 

Popeye arms gets knocked out. 13:00

 

“Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed. Here’s another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”

“What’s up?” asked Ford.
“I don’t know,” said Marvin, “I’ve never been there.”

"Funny,” Marvin intoned funereally, “how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”

"The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn’t enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline. ” –Marvin

 

I have some things I'm certainly good at, but a lot of them do me nothing in life lol. Except give me joy and happiness and a sense of being.

Like I mean I'm not going to get a race car seat from iracing or ever earn real money from it, probably not. Haha.

And all my other hobbies like runes and self taught historian  they aren't gonna get me anywhere either.

Maybe pool. Well actually I probably could say I've been successful at that in all honesty. Maybe not professional levels, but then again I've played world champions, and got my ass beat! except for that one time in a race to 11 where I won the first frame and everything went silent and we both looked at each and I laughed at him and said "okay I don't think that was supposed to happen" I lost 11-4 that night. But that just means I beat him 4 times.

Then I played another world champ, and I lost 11-0.

 

I always think of Tyr as Marvin : )
Last time I said this the What's Happening thread listed every Marvin who ever lived except the one I meant. So this time, quotes for clarity.

 

but you had fun and enjoy your pursuits
that is what matters most...you are a free
spirit and a fun person
just wish your Broncos didn't suck for your sake
but no deal is perfect ya know

 

Ffs all I wanted to do was play xbox before I went to bed and it's doing an update.

 

if the Broncos never win again I'll still be throwing superbowl 50 in everyone's faces.

 

Ummmm.... Thanks for at least thinking of me.

 

It'll be 2035 and the Bengals or some shit will finally be good and win the superbowl and I'll be like.. Yeah well the Bengals wouldn't have beat the 2015 Broncos baby.

 

: )

I mean it fondly.

 

I was around the game for a long time and one thing that is a certainty is that nothing lasts forever
losing or winning. Well, except the Patriots of course....LOL

It's how the league is set up now with the salary cap, free agency, etc.....it is intended to create parity
although that is not always the case. It also is designed to help smaller market teams compete on
a level playing field with large market teams

So, one day the Broncos will rise again but I think (if I were them) I would find myself a viable
quarterback and go from there