Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

There is though, talking shit and talking shit.

Like.. A person that's banging on about something you're not interested in or so, you know, they're just talken shit but then you got someone who's banging on about a dream or so and they're just talking shit.

Like I got this conspiracy friend, he's big on ancient Aliens too except his theories are way different to mine. So when he starts banging about inter dimensionable creator race aliens and I start zoning out he's just talking shit while talking shit lol.

 

I have been using the app and for some reason it does not update every post all the time just one appeared today.... I'm sorry to hear about your doggy

 

So now we can conclude men do not only have a better sense of humour, they're easier to be friends with too.

 

I get along great with like five different sexes

 

are we going to spoon now?

 

Yups.

 

There is no spoon

 

You look so pretty when you are scared, don't you?

 

Uhm... thanks?

 

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Sesame Street: Grover Serves Soup

 

I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

 

i wouldn't mind a female friend who wanted to go for bike rides and walks.
activities. and like, to go out dancing. i can do all this stuff alone but it is nice to talk about things you can see.

i was just out walking and trying to think of the last time i actually did hang out with a group of women and i can't really. when i first moved here i went to a writing group for a while which was all women, and that was okay because of the activity. but i got bored of it eventually, there was no point in it after a while. i meant to say, faelixx, that situation you described.. i would have hated it too and left also.

 

GOOD IT'S SECRET.

 

I am curious out of all you people who talk in this thread how many of you can roll a proper doobie... Not a pin joint not in elbow joint but a proper doobie?

 

I am waiting for a situation in real life where I can use the phrase why you flexin on me I love that that's awesome

 

I can roll one, I used to practice on my x cigs.. it's not so difficult, problem I got one prob, I apparently roll them a bit tight..!
So I take a large paper, RIP the end off, roll 2 papers, put a blunt in the end.. would that do you Rollin?

 

I'll be the little spoon.
You're gonna get reared in the nuts at some point during sleep. big fucken BOOFKAH! right in the nuts. Think I'm hard to live with, try sleeping with me. I'm like the exorcist movie.

 

Were you a little fruity?

 

I AM THE FRUITY!