Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

But also I would say in TO the lake.

 

Haha.

 

Dove into

Jumped into while holding my nose
Cant risk getting a brain eating amoeba

 

not if you were talking about scuba diving people

 

Better yet I'm only climbing slowly into a lake.
All the lakes around here are flooded farmland.
Theres barbed wire and all sorts of odd stuff at the bottom

 

I think we can safely say most Americans here are going to say dove and English dived. ENGLISH from ENGLAND so obviously I am more right.

Kidding. They're equally valid. Which I did not know. Always happy to learn more about words.

 

I went diving in the lake : )

 

But they aren't actually "diving" they are swimming underwater with fancy equipment.

 

What does Canada say, Rolling?

 

I would say I dove into the lake.... The guy online local news use the word dived and to me it just never sounds right after all you never say I drived

 

Yeah but you never say I arrove

 

If you look it up there are loads of words to back up either dived or dove. Dove is newer, but still used for 200 years so they're both right.

But dived is the original correct way.

 

My dance partner would love the purple fractal ones in a XS.
I'm thinkin' stockin' stuffr'

 

I rewrote some Hank 3 songs so they are about Red Dead 2. Things you do in the shower.
I've read before that the shower is one of the best places to use your imagination as you literally have nothing to do and the formality of the shower is so boring that your mind really does open up, probably why so many sing in the shower, I know I do, but I'm also a lot more queer in the shower. I interview myself and everything. From real life happenings to sports games I've won, or where I place in an race on iRacing, there's a interview coming right up next! when I'm in the shower haha.

Well we blew out the jail cell in Strawberry last night
Yeah we blew away half the town too
East of the Montana Range we're getting ready for a fight
Gonna see what them O'Driscoll boys can do
Now we've trouble bustin' in from out of state
And to the South our posse must leave
Gonna be a rumble out in Rhodes late tonight
As the Lemoyne Raiders hang on by the skin of their teeth

 

my gf found a pair of louis vuitton leggings at the thrift store. original cost 700$ .. she paid 5$ for them.
the she says guess what baby look I got. these louis vuitton leggings. and im like So, she says you know how much they cost. idk 25$ .. she says 700$ I say gtfoh, no leggings cost 700$ and then I find louis vuitton 1500$ leggings. yikes..

 

Im going to collect the dogs shit and dump it where this clown keeps parking his truck up again my lot. its like oh it just a lot.. its like yo motherfucker I pay taxes on said lot.. you get the fuck off. again and again these fucking idiots keep parking their shit on it.. well going to be stepping in dog shit when you get out your truck and this other car on my property too.. wtf. litter from these assholes from the building there pouring over into my wooded area.. like god damn it..

 

previous pages my dear..

 

My guess is they are buying counterfeit pills pressed with fentanyl. Mixing benzos and opioids too.

 

They did confirm Mac Miller bought pills laced with fentanyl, his autopsy came back with fentanyl in his system

 

I've often thought touring must be really grueling and brutal and probably difficult to do without drugs..just the schedule and constant travel and the weird people around you all the time