See,this is the TRUTH behind our romance... [she can't bear ...BEAR,geddit?...to think of me playing kiss-chase in the shower with all those femmes competing for my attention...as usual...]
Awww....anything bad you ever do EVER,is forgiven! [as long as we're naked,foamy,giggling and being EVERSO grown-up....ish] XXXXX
....One does,of course,exclude one's personal personal assistant from that statement,as after all,one cannot be expected to test the temperature of one's shower! Jolly good....DO carry on,chums...