Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Rollin, I know what you mean.. I'm not seeing them Christmas day, a first for me.. 29th all hell will let loose... the twins are great on their own.. but the grandsons are as nutty as their dad.. girls are doing good now... how old are you when you need hearing aids?

 

single men don't need hearing aids that we could turn down so we don't have to listen to our wives xo x

 

Haha.. my dad had hearing aids, used to turn them off when mum was in a mood.. would turn them up if he wanted to hear her curse him.. was so funny.. used to love my rock music.. said it was the only music he could feel.. first time I said, you like rock music dad? He said no, but it makes all the furniture move! And your mothers ornaments dust themselves!

 

While we was going to eat this afternoon, this big tractor trailer blocked us at the crosswalk.. so he's got a bunch of cars behind him and he wants to back up. he's blocking me from crossing a crosswalk I have to walk all the way around his truck. He starts backing it up and then he says something to me out the window ''I want to see how smart these people are back there'',.. and as he started to back up I kind of walk a little faster to the back of his truck and as I did that I said I want to see how smart you are.. and I vanish behind the back of his truck and he had the jam the brakes on he was so mad.. my girlfriend stayed on the sidewalk, he managed to say something to her your boyfriend's an asshole and then she said back your the asshole one stopped in the middle of us crossing the street..

 

I guess we're watching phantom menace.
I recall when USA used to play Star wars for like the holiday weekend for like 48 hours straight , nobody there just running tapes.
When I used to work for MCA television which was back in like 1997 that's all we did sometimes you just play the tape. I got a friend Josh he still works figured he'd be making like a fortune now and i ask what are you making now $18 an hour holy crap. He gained 300 pounds. Still drives one of those high lift 4 by 4 trucks. Some people don't change very much..

 

This is crazy weed zombie Kush big old 27

 

One thing I have not mastered yet is when I cure my own weed can't get those orange hairs to stay Orange

 

Zen mentioned to me that the politics forum is far worse tthan the bonbon forum.... Is it always like it is today and tonight? I know that there is some party neck was on over there but holy crap those guys are fighting comes to read the thread they don't give a s*** LOL kind of fun to watch

 

F*** off Google you f***** up my f****** entire post you c*** liquor motherfuker

 

I think I invented a new kind of liquor just now

 

lol

 

It's been off the chain today lol
What's the bonbon forum?

 

usually it's me who doesn't get s*** think about it

 

For the record I am not trying to bad-mouth any members but it is totally okay to tease them above being softies

 

Is it the forum where Big Al goes to post about his sexy snapchat?

 

Have company from Syria, my gf friend Jennifers husband is from there. his name is Samuel because hes white.
He hasn't smoked weed in 7 months..
Sorry about the dab pen but I think he'll live..

 

If not, at least he'll feel fine on the way out.

 

actually very interesting because he threw up like a whole bunch.. he might have drank 4 beers.
I don't think he wants to get high anymore I think he wants to go to bed..
His wife though is still hanging with my girl.. she's going to regret that in the morning..
he still with me, just managing to hang on.
They are supposed to pick up the keys tomorrow morning for their apartment. I kind of worried that these people were liking to be some kind of freeloader hang out the apartment not going to leave type of people yeah I think I smoke them out so much they going to want to leave..
Allah Akbar..
Sic. Dude is a Christian or just a non-believer. He got too high to get into that shit..
There's something weird that's my brother lived out there where they're moving to. So Jen chick wants me to roll a joint.. I says well where's your hookah at you come from Syria ain't got no fucking hookah..

 

Sam don't like this Star wars.
I don't blame him..

 

We also have six cats going on . Julie is going crazy..
Time for this one to come home...